Cyborg Jokes

Following is our collection of borg puns and bionic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cyborg jokes for adults, dirty robot jokes and clean auton dad gags for kids.

The Best Cyborg Puns

It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black,

Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.

Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer


Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested.

He was charged with a salt.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you get when you mix Frodo, Bilbo and a cyborg police officer?

Frobo Cop.

What are cyborg gulls called.


What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What do you call cyborg Vladimir Putin?


I knew a cyborg who retired from his job killing bugs.

Now we call him the exterminator.

My friend, a cyborg, showed me how he can print paper out of his mouth.

In response, I pulled my pants down and went into a squatting position
My friend asked What are you doing?

I responded Oh! I'm feeling a fax coming in

What do you call a cyborg who's also the lead singer of a Nu Metal band?

A White Noise Machine

If Cyborg is half robot

does that mean he's 3/10's of a person?

What did the cyborg vampire say to the frog?

I vant to suck your bug.

Did you hear Cyborg got a new job freelancing at McDonald's?

He somehow convinced them he doesn't need a super visor

What do you call a Vietnamese cyborg?

Nguyen improved.

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