The Best 15 Cyborg Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cyborg jokes. There are some cyborg bionic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cyborg auton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cyborg Jokes and Puns

It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black,

Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.

Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer


Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested.

He was charged with a salt.

Cyborg joke, Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you get when you mix Frodo, Bilbo and a cyborg police officer?

Frobo Cop.

What do you call cyborg Vladimir Putin?


What are cyborg gulls called.


Cyborg joke, What are cyborg gulls called.

What do you get when you clone a cyborg?

A cyclone.

What do you call a cyborg who's also the lead singer of a Nu Metal band?

A White Noise Machine

My friend, a cyborg, showed me how he can print paper out of his mouth.

In response, I pulled my pants down and went into a squatting position
My friend asked What are you doing?

I responded Oh! I'm feeling a fax coming in

I knew a cyborg who retired from his job killing bugs.

Now we call him the exterminator.

You can explore cyborg borg reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cyborg robot dad jokes. There are also cyborg puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Did you hear Cyborg got a new job freelancing at McDonald's?

He somehow convinced them he doesn't need a super visor

If Cyborg is half robot

does that mean he's 3/10's of a person?

What did the cyborg vampire say to the frog?

I vant to suck your bug.

What do you call a Vietnamese cyborg?

Nguyen improved.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cyborg robocop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cyborg thorium piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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