Cyborg Jokes
24 cyborg jokes and hilarious cyborg puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cyborg that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cyborg Short Jokes
Short cyborg jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cyborg humour may include short robotic jokes also.
- It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black, Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.
- What message did the cyborg see upon his failed attempt to flirt with the waitress? Error! Unable to establish a connection with server.
- Local cyborg beats another cyborg to death for it's Sodium-nickle batteries, proceeds to restore his electricity supply after being arrested. He was charged with a salt.
- What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh? Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
- If there's a lesson to be learned from the Oscar Pistorius tragedy, It's that cyborgs are not to be trusted.
- What do you call a cyborg who's also the lead singer of a Nu Metal band? A White Noise Machine
- Did you hear Cyborg got a new job freelancing at McDonald's? He somehow convinced them he doesn't need a super visor
- Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss…uhh… Archer: R2-"Double-D"-2?
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Cyborg One Liners
Which cyborg one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cyborg? I can suggest the ones about droid and zombie.
- What would you call Cyborg if he was Mexican? Cyborge.
- Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop
- What do you get when you mix Frodo, Bilbo and a cyborg police officer? Frobo Cop.
- What do you get when you clone a cyborg? A cyclone.
- What do you call cyborg Vladimir Putin? ComPutin.
- What are cyborg gulls called. Eagles.
- I knew a cyborg who retired from his job killing bugs. Now we call him the exterminator.
- If Cyborg is half robot does that mean he's 3/10's of a person?
- What do you call a Vietnamese cyborg? Nguyen improved.
- what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator
- What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger
- What did the cyborg vampire say to the frog? I vant to s**... your bug.
Comical Cyborg Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about cyborg you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean zombie brain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cyborg pranks.
My friend, a cyborg, showed me how he can print paper out of his mouth.
In response, I pulled my pants down and went into a squatting position
My friend asked What are you doing?
I responded Oh! I'm feeling a fax coming in
