Cyber Jokes

Following is our collection of cybersex puns and cybernetic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cyber jokes for adults, dirty mail jokes and clean communications dad gags for kids.

The Best Cyber Puns

All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

Is cybertruck a joke?

If Elon Musk Say so.

What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?

Cyber boolean

Where did all the Cyber security consultants go for the last few days?

They ransomware.

Wait, Cyber Monday is about shopping?

Apologies to my friends on my chat list...


Where do cyber security technicians go when they die?

Encrypts

I am a victim of cyber bullying

Every day my bank emails me to notify me that my account is under the required threshold. I do not need reminders that I am poor.

Where do people go to get drinks in cyber space?

A space bar

The service in the Cyber Cafe was infuriatingly slow. All the waiters were terrible at their job. Eventually, though, they did a complete restaff, and it improved dramatically.

Turns out all they needed was a server upgrade.

There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently...

The government is still looking for the hacker. They think he ran some ware.

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...


New research

Shows Amish people have lower rates of cyber bullying

What is the best weapon to combat cyber terrorism?

Galaxy Nuke 7

I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web...

Because I'm going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!

Good Friday is the day Jesus died.

Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.

And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.

What do you call beating someone with a router?

Cyber bullying.

A cyber security conference hired CΓ©line Dion to perform at their opening ceremony.

She sang her new song... "Can beauty come out of hashes"

What do you think about the Cyber Warfare ?

My 10 year old son is very good with computers.

--Donald trump

How did the latest cyber criminals evade capture?

They ransomware.


Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday.

This year I'm going Black Friday shopping.

October is both Cyber Security and Breast Cancer Awareness month!

Therefore I'm offering a two-for-one special.

Bring your laptop to me for virus removal and receive a free breast exam!

Why can the Tesla cybertruck go faster than a Porsche 911?

It renders faster

What's a TV show hacker's favorite kind of cyber attack?

A DDOL - Direct Denial of Logic

Hey! It's Cyber Monday...

a/s/l?

Did you hear about that group of restless cyber monday TVs?

They were ADHD.

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