The Best 30 Cyber Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cyber jokes. There are some cyber cybernetic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cyber communications puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cyber Jokes and Puns

All these people are so quick to criticize Melania Trump for wanting to take on cyber bullying when that's something her husband has a problem with

But no one criticized Laura Bush for wanting to teach kids how to read

Is cybertruck a joke?

If Elon Musk Say so.

What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?

Cyber boolean

Cyber joke, What do you call it when computer science majors make fun of each other?

Where did all the Cyber security consultants go for the last few days?

They ransomware.

Wait, Cyber Monday is about shopping?

Apologies to my friends on my chat list...

Did you hear about the German military's new Cyber Force?

It's called the Softwehr.

What do Cyberpunk 2077 and a deathrow inmate have in common?

They both won't ever get a release date.

Cyber joke, What do Cyberpunk 2077 and a deathrow inmate have in common?

Where do cyber security technicians go when they die?


People sound really silly complaining about Cyber Punk 2077.

After all, the game was released 57 years early.

I am a victim of cyber bullying

Every day my bank emails me to notify me that my account is under the required threshold. I do not need reminders that I am poor.

Where do people go to get drinks in cyber space?

A space bar

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Cyberpunk 2077 has created a story about corporate interests crushing people under the weight of commodification and dehumanisation, with high tech stakes about a world full of technology gone awry.

The game has similar themes.

There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently...

The government is still looking for the hacker. They think he ran some ware.

The service in the Cyber Cafe was infuriatingly slow. All the waiters were terrible at their job. Eventually, though, they did a complete restaff, and it improved dramatically.

Turns out all they needed was a server upgrade.

I have a cyberpunk 2077 joke

but i wont release it

New research

Shows Amish people have lower rates of cyber bullying

Cyber joke, New research

I'm thwarting a global cyber attack using Binary

I guess you could say I'm defending the world, One Zero at a time...

What is the best weapon to combat cyber terrorism?

Galaxy Nuke 7

I hope that Cyber Monday extends to the deep web...

Because I'm going to need to a discount on a new liver after all of that Thanksgiving drinking!

Good Friday is the day Jesus died.

Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.

And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.

Did you hear about that group of restless cyber monday TVs?

They were ADHD.

What do you call beating someone with a router?

Cyber bullying.

A cyber security conference hired CΓ©line Dion to perform at their opening ceremony.

She sang her new song... "Can beauty come out of hashes"

How did the latest cyber criminals evade capture?

They ransomware.

What do you think about the Cyber Warfare ?

My 10 year old son is very good with computers.

--Donald trump

Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on Cyber Monday.

This year I'm going Black Friday shopping.

What's a TV show hacker's favorite kind of cyber attack?

A DDOL - Direct Denial of Logic

October is both Cyber Security and Breast Cancer Awareness month!

Therefore I'm offering a two-for-one special.

Bring your laptop to me for virus removal and receive a free breast exam!

Hey! It's Cyber Monday...


Why can the Tesla cybertruck go faster than a Porsche 911?

It renders faster

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cyber matchmaking jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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