Cyan Jokes

Following is our collection of pigment puns and smurf one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cyan jokes for adults, dirty dye jokes and clean gray dad gags for kids.

The Best Cyan Puns

[OC] What color is someone's aura when they're about to die?

Cyan Aura

What's the strongest color?

Super Cyan


A lady walks into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady says "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason" says the pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo and says "Oh...........I didn't know you had a prescription!"

What do you call it when Goku turns a greenish-blue?

Super Cyan

Which is the most powerful colour?

Super Cyan

Why does goku play as light blue in among us?

Because he is a cyan

The Japanese believe the color of a person's aura changes to cyan before they die.


Can anyone tell me

why cyanide tastes so bitt

The best color is cyan.

It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so.

Why do we call sad people blue?

Because they're cyan.

There is an abundance of aura jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 10 funniest jokes and cyan puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any beige witze you can hear about cyan.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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