Cutting Edge Jokes
60 cutting edge jokes and hilarious cutting edge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cutting edge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cutting Edge Short Jokes
Short cutting edge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cutting edge humour may include short cutting corners jokes also.
- I saw a man cutting a pizza with a smart phone I know it's cutting edge technology but jeez
- Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider At the time, they were cutting edge.
- Told this joke to my mom, and my dad overheard and laugh loudly, proud moment for me. Even until now knives keep being...Cutting edge technology
- Did you hear about the robot who specializes in circumcisions Real cutting-edge technology
- Did you hear about the latest pair of scissors in the market? It's said to be cutting edge technology
- Are you worried about the circumcision? No, they are using cutting edge technology!
- What you call when you delete Microsoft Edge browser from your computer? Cutting Edge technology!
- what do you call it when a circumsision clinic gets new technology Cutting edge technology
- Old scissors both are and aren't cutting edge technology. Facts.
- So Samsung released a new knife! Its brand new cutting-edge technology
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Cutting Edge One Liners
Which cutting edge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cutting edge? I can suggest the ones about groundbreaking and top notch.
- What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
- Apple is releasing a new product called the iKnife. It's cutting edge technology.
- Knives are extremely advanced They are all cutting edge technology
- What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology
- Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology but the Death Star is groundbreaking
- The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time It had cutting edge technology
- What do you call a major advancement made by an emo? Cutting edge technology.
- Why don't we use swords anymore? Aren't they still cutting edge technology?
- Guys I designed my own knife It uses cutting edge technology
(Also blue cheese) - What do you call a mechanical knife? Cutting edge technology
- What do chefs research? Cutting-edge technology
- The creation of the knife... Was cutting edge technology at the time.
- I have invented a machine for automated circumcision The technology is cutting edge.
- What do you say to compliment your Gardener? You are cutting edge
- What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology.
Witty Cutting Edge Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about cutting edge you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean front lines jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cutting edge pranks.
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Q.How do you catch a polar bear?
A.You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea,you kick it in the ice hole.
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How do you catch a Polar Bear?
First, cut a circular hole in a large slab of ice. Next, place peas about 5 inches apart around the edge of the hole. Now, when a polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole.
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How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a big hole in the ice and line the edge with green peas.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole!
I recently went to a science seminar on new materials we could use to make knives more efficient
It was cutting edge stuff.
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Cutting-edge medical procedure
A new father was overjoyed to learn that his wife had just given birth to their first child: a son. However, the doctors informed the couple that their baby boy suffered from a rare but serious birth defect: the child had no eyelids. He had been born perfectly healthy in every other way, but lacked eyelids.
"All hope is not lost, however," the chief resident said. "The muscles and connective tissue appear to be normal, he just lacks the mucous membrane. If we circumcise your little one, we should be able to graft that tissue onto the place where his eyelids should be, and he can live a relatively normal life."
"Ok," the father said after discussing it with his wife,"go ahead and see what you can do for him."
The operation was a resounding success; the baby was blinking normally within a week.
The only problem was that the child ultimately grew up to be c**...-eyed.
Did you hear about the engineer who was trying to truncate a table?
They say his technique was cutting-edge
Gillette researchers are really the best
They got some cutting edge technology
What makes a barbershop quartet sound so amazing?
They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.
How did the scalpel manufacturing company describe their latest research project?
Cutting edge.
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ISIS has reportedly acquired a s**... of cutting edge weapons technology from the Korean black market.
Recent photographs suggest that the technology is known to have an Iris Scanner, S Pen, a 12 MP primary camera and a really mindBLOWING battery life.
If I was an engineer, I would turn emo.
My inventions would be "Cutting Edge"
Did you hear about the new bread-crust remover?
It uses cutting edge technology
How do you cut an Apple?
You use the S7's edge.
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Go to the arctic, take a can of peas.
When you get there, cut a hole in the ice and place peas all around the edge of it.
When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
What do you call a great knife?
Cutting edge.
If Microsoft makes another internet browser
it would be cutting edge
I got the best scissors the other day from Staples, it was...
...cutting-edge technology
I have to say that scissors really impress me.
Absolutely cutting-edge technology.
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So I found a great new barber practiced In the art of wet shaving.
His name is Sweeney Todd he is a little rough with the edges but you sure can't beat his cut-t**... prices.
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I'd recommend investing in w**... Wacker companies...
They work on cutting edge technology