Cutters Jokes

Following is our collection of scissor puns and slicer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cutters jokes for adults, dirty shear jokes and clean advert dad gags for kids.

The Best Cutters Puns

Two Irishmen were looking for a job together.

One day, they see an advert saying we're looking for tree cutters.

Thrilled, one of them turns to the other and says look, we found a job to do!

The other replies No lad, they're looking for tree cutters, not two.

Did you know Plies had a little brother?

His name's Wire Cutters.

12-15 year old YouTube commenters are like pizza cutters.

They're all edge, but no point.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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