The Best 8 Cutoff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cutoff jokes. There are some cutoff criterion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cutoff boundary puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cutoff Jokes and Puns

So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day

I got cut-off.

What is the oldest age a person can get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

Does anyone know the latest age that someone could get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

My friends water got cut-off recently and he's starting to run out. I sent him a card.

"Get Well Soon"

What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.


What did the bartender say to the scrap lumber?

Your cutoff

Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ...

... have Germans pump it.

At what point do you go from being "handless" to being "armless"?

What's the cut-off point?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cutoff borderline jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cutoff speedo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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