Cutoff Jokes
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What's the oldest you can be to get a circumcision?
I need to know the cutoff date.
So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day
I got cut-off.
What did the bartender say to the scrap lumber?
Your cutoff
At what point do you go from being "handless" to being "armless"?
What's the cut-off point?
What is an expensive circumcision?
A cut-off
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An American tourist goes to the beach on the French Riviera......
and he gets flagged down by the beachside bathing suit store owner. Monsieur, you cannot wear cutoff jeans to the beach here, and talks him into buying a speedo type, telling him: "the women will drool over you when you're wearing it." He puts it on and leaves for the beach. The tourist comes back an hour later saying that the women still ignore him and give him disapproving looks as he walks by. The store owner looks down at his c**... and then hands him a potato and says "Monsieur, put this down your suit and the women will be unable to resist you for sure". The tourist comes back after 15 minutes, and says that now the women were throwing things at him and one even threw up when he walked past her.
The store owner says: Monsieur, the potato goes in the front of the suit!"
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