Following is our collection of deadline puns and criterion one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cutoff jokes for adults, dirty armour jokes and clean boundary dad gags for kids.
I got cut-off.
I just want to know the cutoff date.
"Get Well Soon"
I just want to know the cutoff date.
Your cutoff
... have Germans pump it.
What's the cut-off point?
There is an abundance of borderline jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and cutoff puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any speedo witze you can hear about cutoff.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.