Cutoff Jokes

Following is our collection of deadline puns and criterion one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cutoff jokes for adults, dirty armour jokes and clean boundary dad gags for kids.

The Best Cutoff Puns

So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day

I got cut-off.

What is the oldest age a person can get a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

My friends water got cut-off recently and he's starting to run out. I sent him a card.

"Get Well Soon"

What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision?

I just want to know the cutoff date.

What did the bartender say to the scrap lumber?

Your cutoff


Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ...

... have Germans pump it.

At what point do you go from being "handless" to being "armless"?

What's the cut-off point?

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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