Cutlery Jokes

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I started stealing cutlery from my cooking classes

It was a whisk I was willing to take

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The joke I always think of when asked what's your favourite joke?

Didja hear about the Cutlery Gang downtown? They've started pronouncing the silent 'k' in words. Those kniving b**...!

Why can cutlery teleport but not time travel?

It's silverwhere, not silverwhen.

My mum just gave me control of the cutlery...

It's a huge respoonsibility.

When you eat at an asian restaurant and and you can't eat with chopsticks so you're bringing your own cutlery cause

no forks given.

Reese never needs any cutlery...

Because she's Witherspoon.

A Chinese businessman is entertaining his guest from England

Each time the Chinese lifts the glass, the says to his English associate: Kan Pei! 干杯 (Cheers)
The Englishman is stunned, but he continues eating.
It keeps recurring, each time the Chinese wants to drink, he exclaims: Kan Pei!
Finally, the English puts down his cutlery and says aloud to his Chinese associate: It's alright if you CAN'T PAY! I will! Now, shut up and eat!!

Once in a restaurant

I once worked in a restaurant where sith lord slaughtered all the customers with two pieces of cutlery.
He used the forks.

What language does cutlery speak?

Espooñol