Cutest Jokes
23 cutest jokes and hilarious cutest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cutest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cutest Short Jokes
Short cutest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cutest humour may include short sweetest jokes also.
- Cation Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on]
-Noun Chemistry
1.An ion with paws-tive charge.
2.The cutest ion ever. - I recently bought the cutest little soup holding device with a certain Mexican explorer on it. It was a Dora bowl.
- I feel like every nature documentary is directed by a psychopath.
"Here's the cutest baby animal ever."
"Now let's watch something eat it." - A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said "It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."
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Cutest One Liners
Which cutest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cutest? I can suggest the ones about prettiest and smallest.
- In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!
- Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!
- What is the cutest mental disability? Awwtism
- A baby's laugh is the cutest thing in the world... unless you don't have a baby...
- There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.
- [OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital
- What's the cutest part of a house? The awning.
I know, I'm sorry. - What's the cutest part of a house A door bell
- The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's
- What is the cutest piece of clothing? Cutie
- What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U
Howlingly Hilarious Cutest Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about cutest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hottest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cutest pranks.
Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
Three ladies.
Three ladies went out to the flee market. A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. They found a magic mirror that told them this "each of you has to say something about herself, if it's true I'll grant you a wish but if it's false I'll kill you ". The ladies agreed, and the redhead said "i have the cutest boyfriend" and the mirror killed her. The brunette said "i have the prettiest car " and the mirror killed her. And the blonde said "wait I'm thinking " and the mirror killed her.
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A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
