Cute Jokes

119 cute jokes and hilarious cute puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cute that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Cute Jokes

Short cute jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cute humour may include short adorable jokes also.

  1. I call my wife Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes... But in reality it's because I want someone to shoot her mother with a hunting rifle
  2. My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends I really hope it's Todd, he's cute.
  3. A girl once told me, If you lost about 50 pounds you'd be cute I told her, if I lost 50 pounds I'd be talking to your friends!
  4. I went up to this really cute homeless girl and asked if I could take her home She looked ecstatic until I picked up her box and started walking away
  5. daughter made up a cute knock knock joke: Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Let's eat…
    Let's eat who?
    What are you a cannibal?
  6. They say one in ten men are homosexual In my group of friends I'm pretty sure it's Marc. He's really cute
  7. Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway! The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
  8. I call my girlfriend Bambi. She thinks it's because she's cute. I just really hope her mom gets shot.
  9. Someone told me there's a gay guy in my circle of friends... I hope it's Michael. Hes cute.
  10. Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cute can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cute puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Cute One Liners

Which cute one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cute? I can suggest the ones about funny and lovely.

  1. MOM! I'm being called gay in school. Who is calling you that son?
    A bunch of cute boys.
  2. Got checked out by cute girl The total was $3.92
  3. A cute girl winked at me She must be extra interested because she winked with both eyes.
  4. Some say 1 out of 4 of your friends are gay or bisexual.. I hope it's Ted, he's cute!
  5. My friends say one of us is gay. I really hope it's Todd... he's cute.
  6. What do you call a cute girl in Albania? A tourist.
  7. Rumor has it there is a homosexual in our office. I hope it's Craig he's really cute.
  8. I heard that 1 in every 4 men are gay... I hope it's Steve. He's kinda cute.
  9. *Tips fedora to cute non-binary girl* m'theydy
  10. What do u call a cute portal? "A door-able"
  11. Testing makeup on animals is WRONG... They are cute enough already.
  12. I used to work hard but that really cute girl quit last week.
  13. Where do they send cute animals to get euthanized? Awwschwitz
    I'll see myself out
  14. This cute vegetarian said she knew me But I never met herbivore
  15. What did the 90 degree angle say to the 60 degree angle? Aren't you a cute one.

Cute Puppies Jokes

Here is a list of funny cute puppies jokes and even better cute puppies puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I love puppies and kittens and little cute hamsters But not all together. I don't like my food touching.
  • What do you call a puppy's cough? A cute respiratory failure
  • Did yiu hear about the new controversial show on animal planet? It shows these fluffy, cute puppies and kittens after they're dead. It's called awww-topsy.

Guess What Cute Jokes

Here is a list of funny guess what cute jokes and even better guess what cute puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Met a cute guy at the bar, gave him my number and told him to text me when he got home I guess he's homeless.
  • Pick up line for chemists m**..., eth, prop, bute
    guess what? You're cute.
Cute joke, Pick up line for chemists

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What funny jokes about cute you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cute prank.

My girlfriend is just like Bambi

She's cute, sweet, innocent, and I want to shoot her mother

They say that 1 out of a group of 5 guys is gay....

I'm really hoping it's Jake, because he's *super cute*.

A Halloween joke for you.

Little Johnny is out trick or treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He walked up to a house and said "trick or treat". The little old lady just gushed over his costume. She says to Johnny, "What a cute costume, but let me ask you....Where are your buccaneers?" Little Johnny says back, "They're under my buckin hat lady."

Newfie Joke

A Newfie was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says,
"You remind me of my little toe"
She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?"
He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table
later when I'm drunk."

I saw this cute homeless g**... the street.. I asked her if I could take her home. She smiled and said "sure", boy the look on her face when I walked off with her cardboard box...

You remind me of my little toe

Why because I'm so cute and tiny?
No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table.

So, I bumped into this cute g**... the way out of the grocery store...

We talked for a bit and ended up exchanging numbers. I'm trying not to make a big deal about it, but I'm pretty bummed that my insurance rates are going to go up.

So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport....

He goes up to the penguin and asks, "Why so angry, you cute little fella?"
The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."


A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"
The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."

A cute one I heard from a friend at work.

Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk and a deer. They go up to the bar and order 3 drinks. "5 dollars" Says the bartender. The deer looks at the duck and says "I don't have a buck to my name!" the skunk cries "I have no money, not even a scent!" but the duck says to the bartender "It's alright, just put it on my bill".

Wittle Wabbit

little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

This guy goes through the checkout line of the grocery store…

and he's got, like, a stack of frozen dinners, a six-pack of beer, a big 'ol bag of chips, and a single roll of toilet paper.
The cute checkout girl says, "Well, I know *you're* single!"
The guy says, "Well, yeah—how'd you guess?"
She says, "You're ugly."

A man comes home to his wife with two black eyes

The wife freaks out but calms down enough to ask what happened. The man says well i was in the mall today on the escalator and there was this cute girl in front of me and she had her skirt tucked into her but. I pulled it out for her and she turned around and punched me in the eye. The wife says yeah i approve of that but how did you get the second one? The man says well i figured she liked it that way and pushed it back in.

Cutest joke ever

What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!

Winter is like the justin bieber of seasons...

It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.

My cute younger brother's contribution.

Brother: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: Don't know, why?
Brother: To go to the ugly guy's house.
Me: Huh??
Brother: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Brother: The chicken.

I've been texting this cute dyslexic girl.

I think she likes me, but she keeps sending mixed messages.

A little girl walked into a pet shop and asked in the sweetest lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shop keeper's heart melted, he got down on his knees to her level, asking: "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like this cute widdle bwown wabbit over here?"
The little girl leaned forward and said: "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

Cute names to call your girlfriend with

5.1/2 lb butter
7.pour into pan
8.preheat to 375°

I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl.

They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they.

I was chatting with this cute 14 y/o online

She said she was an undercover police officer. How cool for someone her age!

I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business.

This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said,
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Best Way To Impress a Girl..

Boy To Gym Coach: "I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?" Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

A middle school boy comes home crying...

His dad asks, "What's wrong, son?" "A boy at school called me gay!" the son replied. The dad then says, "Well, if he does it again, you can punch him in the face." The boy then stated, "But he's cute!"

A woman gives birth to a bouncing baby boy...

(Sorry if repost, I did a search)
A woman gives birth to a bouncing baby boy and the doctor hands him to her, remarking, "That's a cute baby!"
Mom says, "Oh I bet you say that about every baby you deliver."
Doctor says, "No no, only when they're really cute."
"What do you say when they're ugly?"
"He looks just like his mother!"

(ROGUE ONE SPOILER) So the nickname...

Throughout the movie, you see Galen calls Jyn his stardust, I thought it was pretty cute.
I just didn't expect it to be so literal though.

2 men are sitting on a bench in a park, filled with children. Kids are having fun.

Man 1: "Kids are amazing. Look at them, playing, socializing... so cute!"
Man 2: "Yup."
Man 1: "My Timmy, right over there, likes to play soccer with his friends."
Man 2: "Cool."
Man 1: "Hey, which one is yours?"
Man 2: "Haven't decided yet..."

My girlfriend reminds me of my pinky toe

She's small, cute, and will probably end up getting banged on my coffee table tonight

What is the cutest mental disability?


The Bet

Two casino dealers are at the craps table when a cute blonde comes over and says: "I want to bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. But, if you don't mind, I'd I feel much luckier if I were completely n**...."
They agree to her unusual request and she strips n**... from the neck down, and rolls the dice. Then she screams: "I won! I won!" She starts jumping up and down, hugs each of the dealers, and then picks up her money and her clothes and walks away.
For a minute the two dealers stare at each other. Then the first one says: "What did she roll, anyway?"
The second dealer says: "I don't know. I thought *you* were watching."

I call my wife Bambi and she thinks it's because she's cute with big brown eyes...

Actually, it's because I shot her mother with a hunting rifle...

What's the similarity between a joke and a small, cute, furry mammal?

They both die when dissected

I was about to smoke w**... with a couple cute Mexican girls...

I asked them if they had papers. They immediately ran off.

A little 3-year-old girl

was playing with her miniature tea set. Her father was in the living room and her mother was out shopping. The little girl came out to the living room and offered her father a cup of tea, which was in fact just water. He thought this was really cute, so she did it several more times. When the mother came home, the father had the mother stop and watch the little tea ritual, as her daughter brought the father another cup of tea (water) and he drank it. The mother said, Very nice. But has it occurred to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

I told two twins their matching outfits are cute...

"Did your mom buy you matching clothes?" I asked politely.
To which they answered, "We're not twins and could we see your license and registration please."

Son: Dad, a guy called me gay at the school today

Dad: Punch him in the face.
Son: But he is so cute.

The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, "You have a cute baby."

The smiling husband said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."
"No," she replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."
The husband again asked "So what do you say to the others?"
The nurse replied, "The baby looks just like you."

My friend says there's a gay guy in our circle of friends.

I sure hope it's Paul, he's super cute!

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband Says..

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

[Religion]A man sees a boy with a box of kittens

The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now.

A little girl walks into a pet shop

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl leans forward and whispers, "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

Whenever I see lovers names carved into a tree, I don't think that's cute

I'm just glad I'm not the only one who brings a knife on a date

There's a rumor going around that someone in our friend group is gay.

I hope is Dillon, he's really cute.

Four guys are hanging out.

One of them says, Hey, did you know 1 out of ever 4 guys is gay?
Larry says, I hope it's chuck because he's really cute.

Hey Cutie, you remind me of my little toe you know that?

Why? Because Im cute?
No Because Im gonna bang you on the coffee table later on tonight. ;)

My friends suggested I use tinder to meet some cute firemen or policemen

Once it started to burn, I met so many! I even met a reporter and some lawyers!

My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...

Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.
Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...
Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...

My friends say there is someone gay in our friend circle...

I hope is john, he's really cute

A man, his wife and his friend just finished diner

"It was absolutely delicious, honey! Thank you so much, princess." says the man to his wife in the kitchen. "Could you please fetch us two beers later, baby?"
His friend says: "It is very cute that you still have nicknames for her after so long time."
The man responds: "Well, I forgot her name like three years ago, so I give her nicknames to cover it up. But seriously don't tell her, amigo!"

A pilot is flying a plane and shortly after mid-air announcement , forgets to turn off the mic.

He then mentions to his copilot : "I am dating that cute air hostess. After we land , we will go to the hotel and bang. "
The air hostess after hearing this runs towards the front of the plane at full speed to tell the pilot to turn off the mic and hits a blind man's stick and falls down.
The guy sitting on the other side says : "Why are you in such a hurry , we haven't even landed yet! "

My hot flight attendant asked how I like my coffee

Trying to sound cool, I told her I like my coffee like I like my women. And that's when she told me "That's cute honey, but the coffee's free. You don't have to pay for it here!"

Ivanka Trump is walking a dog outside the White House...

A Secret Service agent sees her and says "Good Morning, Ma'am."
"Good morning." She replies.
"That's a very cute dog, ma'am." the agent says trying to make polite small talk.
"Oh, thank you. I got it for the President." She replies with a smile.
"Excellent trade, Ma'am."

Guys i just bought a 256GB iPhone 11, my brother dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway!

The kid is 6 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.

I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

I couldn't connect to the server

One of the only jokes I know

What a cute bunch of cows!
It's not a bunch, it's a herd
Heard of what?
Herd of cows
Well, duh, of course I've heard of cows!
No, a cow herd
What do I care what a cow heard?

Sorry if it's lame


When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

A little girl goes to the pet store

She ask the owner of the store if he has any bunnies.
Well sure sweetie! He says and takes her to where the bunnies are, I have a few different bunnies I have this white one with floppy ears, or this fluffy little brown one, or I even have this cute one with black spots! What kind of bunny did you have in mind?
So the little girl looks over the bunnies and then back to the pet store owner and replies, quite frankly mister I don't think my snake gives a d**....

I call my wife Bambi, she thinks it's because she is cute with big brown eyes.

But in reality I just hope someone shoots her mother with a hunting rifle.

In every friend group, apparently 1 out of 10 people are gay.

I hope it's Tyler, he's super cute.

Tik tok < pornhub

I met a cute girl at bar recently she told me she was a tik tok influencer,
I said cool I'm on pornhub, maybe we should collab,
either way its only gonna last 10 seconds.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell the kid is God is crying

And if the kid asks why is God is crying, another cute thing to tell the kid is probably because of something you did

Wife: I am going to London for 5 days, what should I get you on my way back?

Husband: A cute British girl.
\*wife returns from London\*
Husband: Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait nine months.

Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.

But it leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Cute joke, Some would say that putting decorative soaps that look like food in their bathrooms is cute.

jokes about cute

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