Customer Support Jokes
29 customer support jokes and hilarious customer support puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about customer support that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Customer Support Short Jokes
Short customer support jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The customer support humour may include short customer service jokes also.
- I called Robinhood customer support to ask what I should do with my GME shares. They said: PLEASE HOLD.
- Why did the bra shop have a low rating? There were many complains about poor customer support
- I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony..
- John Oliver have created few years back the site where you can "Scream something into the void". Sadly that site is now deleted, but I have found an alternative. It's called the customer support.
- I was disappointed when I discovered that I can't learn Egyptian hieroglyphics on the Rosetta Stone... ...I've tried to contact customer support for three weeks, and they think I'm pranking them.
- I work for Apple's customer support Me: Hello! What can I help you with today sir?
Him: Can you track a stolen iPhones?
Me: I'm sorry sir, we can not.
Him: Great. *hangs up* - I have a friend that works at Apple Customer Support. His name is Turner Offandonagain.
(It helps to read it out loud.) - Wanna know how to find a Trump supporter? Just go to a grocery store and find the customers walking down the aisle the wrong way and not wearing a mask.
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Customer Support One Liners
Which customer support one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with customer support? I can suggest the ones about tech support and support.
- I called up GameStop customer support They told me to hold.
- EA EA Customer Support.
- Some people say I'm unemployed, but I say I work.. for steam customer support
- Niantic's customer support minor text fixes
- How to reach Dell customer support...
Cheerful Fun Customer Support Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about customer support you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean support group jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make customer support pranks.
Computer joke of the day!
>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."
A bus full of Russians are at the Belarussian border.
The customs official eyes them suspiciously. He asks the first guy:
"Name?"
"Ah, Boris Ivanovich."
"Do you have a visa?"
"No, but we were invited here."
"Occupation?"
"No, we are just police support. The occupation forces are in the next bus."
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Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh.
They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.
Are there two companies named Comcast?
A man calls tech support.
Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
Advisor: 'I will remove them for you.'
Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'
A blonde woman's first day at live software support..
She was giving help to customers through live chats.
She eventually got sick and busted right into the boss's office.
Woman: This is infuriating! Every time I try to help someone resolve their problems, they just hang up on me!
Boss: Whoa, whoa.... Relax. Okay, tell me what exactly happened? Did you say something to them?
Woman: Well, all I did was ask them to try restarting their computer!
Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....
After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"
Got fired from my tech support job
..When I had a customer phone up explaining they had a problem; spilt coke on their laptop.
"What's the problem? Can't you just snort it as usual?" didn't go down too well.
If you call Tech Support, don't do this...
* Tech Support: "Ok, let's put your operating system disk in the drive."
* Customer: "Ok...which way does it go in?"
* Tech Support: "The shiny side faces down."
* Customer: "Alright...um...which way is down."
* Tech Support: *(rolling eyes)* "Towards the floor."
* Customer: "Ahhh...so what way does the other side face?"
* Tech Support: "Are you kidding?"
* Customer: *(outraged)* "Hey! I'm not a computer genius, ok? That's why I called you!"
* Tech Support: "Ok, that side faces down too."
That kept the customer occupied for a couple of minutes...
Customer Support
A foreign man applied for a job as an outsourced customer support representative. At the end of his interview, the company hiring him was very impressed.
"Well Mujibar, we really think you'd make a great employee, we just have one more test for you to pass the interview. We need you to use the words 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow' all in the same sentence.
He thought for a moment, and in a thick foreign accent he said "The phone goes 'green, green,' and I pink it up and say 'Yellow, this is Mujibar, how may I help you today?'"
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company.
One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh.
The procedure required him to delete an old file.
On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted.
I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash.
Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash."
Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."