Customer Success Jokes
7 customer success jokes and hilarious customer success puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about customer success that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Good gynecologists know the key to success
Great customer c**....
Why was the friendly p**... so successful?
Because he ensured all his customers that he would keep them in his thots.
So I hear EA has removed all refund options from their website, and now customers have to call them directly. But hey:
"The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment from successfully navigating our automated phone menu."
Why was Disney's massage parlor so successful?
All of their customers got happy endings.
I found a noose online that claimed to have a 100% success rate
They must have been right because there were no customer reviews
Sean and Seamus open a pub...
...but it's not very successful. In the first week they'd only gotten three customers.
By Saturday night and looking at an empty bar, Sean turns to Seamus and says, "See? I told you we should have opened a brothel."
Seamus says, "That's ridiculous. If they're not coming in for beer, they certainly wouldn't come in for broth!"
Johny went to the butchery, because he wanted to buy a little brain, so he has asked the saleswoman: "have you got a little brain?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, we have."
Johny has asked her: "and is the little brain still fresh?"
The saleswoman has said: "yes, yesterday he has successfully solved the crossword puzzles."
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