The Best 51 Customer Service Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Customer Service jokes. There are some customer service businesses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these customer service shoppers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Customer Service Jokes and Puns

A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board.



"Sure," I said, "as long as you provide your own kennel."

I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.

The customer was flummoxed: "I'll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!"

A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it.

After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible.

After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help.

She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.

After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out.

"A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p forβ€”"

The flustered agent interrupted.

"I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples."

Customer Service joke

I drink to forget that I accidentally once said "

I love you" when ending a call with a customer service rep.

I think you press "0" to be connected with customer service because that's the amount of help they give you.


A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge.

It was a loco motive.

I'm not trying to say that the customer service in my bank is bad...

But when i went in the other day, and asked the clerk to check my balance... she leaned over and pushed me.

Customer Service joke, I'm not trying to say that the customer service in my bank is bad...

Comcast's Customer Service

ba dum tsss

So i went to Walmart today...

... and asked customer service for gta5. She was confused so I told her that it was a game with a black guy who crashed his car, sleeps with prostitutes, and attacks people with his golf club. She came later with Tiger Woods PGA 2010.

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Sony's Customer Service

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My Car Won't Drive At Night

The service department of a BMW dealership took a call. The customer stated that his car, a 380i, will not drive at night.

The advisor, flummoxed at this, asks for more detail.

"You see," the owner replies, "when it is daytime, I put the car in 'D' and it drives like a dream."

"But when I put it in 'N' for Nighttime....'"

A man phones the customer service of a beer company.

A man phones the customer service of a beer company.
Customer service: "Hello, what can I help you with today?"
Man: "There is something wrong with your beer, it made me blow chunks!"
Customer service: "Well ya, it'll do that."
Man: "No I don't think you understand... Chunks is my dog!"

How to win the war on drugs

1) legalize all drugs.
2) require that all drugs be purchased through Comcast customer service.

Comcast has announced they are giving all customers a free month of service and increasing internet speeds permanently.

If you want to eliminate the drug problem legalize the drugs....

....let Comcast Customer Service be responsible for selling them.

Customer Service joke, If you want to eliminate the drug problem legalize the drugs....

I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service...

Because he's great at avoiding fights.

Stolen Bitcoins

My bitcoins were stolen the other day, to which my girlfriend replied "can't you call customer service and have them track 'em?"

Steam customer service


The Problem With New Jeans

I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.

Was anything wrong with them? the clerk asked.

Yes, I said. They hurt my 
feelings.

When robots take over retail jobs...

...will customers complain about poorly programmed customer service?

Amazon are launching their full online supermarket service in London today

All customers will be forced to accept cookies

What did the flashlight say to customer service

I'd like to speak to your headlight

I talked to a guy named Youssef today from customer service

I rated him 5 stars for being yousseful

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear customer,

We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.

My customer service rep asked if everything was good, after I posed the same Q in three different ways

I said, I like my answers like I like my butter: clarified.

A clothing store down the street from me has gotten really lazy with their customer service

I just saw them put up a sign that says "Suit yourself!"

United Airlines new customer service motto: If you can't beat 'em....

....BEAT 'EM!

Most Airlines claim to have claim their customer service is "unbeatable"

Only United can say its is "undefeated"

My Internet Service Provider is called Hathway....

Their customer service executive called, it was a woman. I asked if her first name is Anne, we laughed and now I have no internet.

A blind man complained to customer service

He showed the employee a cheese grater and said "This is the worst book I've ever read"

What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Customer,

Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.

What's a Pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Customer,

Due to recent illegal activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.

-Sincerely, your ISP.

I run a mail order bride service based out of Prague.

I had a customer call and complain the other day about his order not arriving. It was alright though, I just reassured him that his Czech was in the mail.

Why are trees so bad at customer service?

It's their wooden demeanor.

Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh.

They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.

Are there two companies named Comcast?

Prostitution:

Taking "customer service" to a whole new level.

What's customer service's favorite word?

Unfortunately...

The company next door had to close after losing all customers and their new CEO was fired

Apparently Open House is not the thing to do for someone specialized in security services

Modern Turing Test: When calling a Customer Service, how do you know when you are talking to the robot, or the human worker?

The robot doesn't interrupt you as much.

CUT TO THE PAST

Ian is a barber and one day after servicing a haircut, a customer instead of money, gives him a crystal sphere and Ian, not wanting to argue and especially liking the sphere, accepts it.

He presses the Sphere and suddenly he's transported to ancient Egypt with all the scissor and blades in hand.

The Greeks spot him and yell 'BarberIan'.

"Have you got any books on customer service?"

Librarian: probably...somewhere...

Wow a lot of police in my neighbourhood tonight...

Apparently, the barber got arrested. He was dealing in drugs and running an escort service. Crazy how you think that you know someone, have been customer for years! Never knew he was a barber too...

A hairdresser got arrested for dealing drugs and running an escort service.

Unbelievable. Been a customer for years and I never knew he was a hairdresser!

I'm on a customer help live chat right now and the message tone sounds like someone hitting a tennis ball.

Now that's service.

Amazon has great customer service. You know what they have in common with my wife?

Neither of them will screw me.

I work in Customer Service

because I'm really good at apologizing for things that aren't my fault.

Investing in an assisted suicide centre has its pros and cons

The service is non-refundable but there are no repeat customers

The quickest way to lose faith in Humanity

Customer service jobs.

Customer service at restaurants is HORRIBLE.

Every time I use one of their restrooms, I see "Employees must wash hands" on the mirror. So I wait for HOURS, but not ONCE has an employee EVER showed up to wash them for me.

I called AMC customer service to ask if I could use popcorn vouchers to cover a margin call.

The short answer is no.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the customer service man jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working customer service consumers piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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