Customer Reviews Jokes
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I work as a Customs Officer and yesterday I had my yearly performance review.
They feel I'm borderline incompetent.
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Why is working a s**... prevention hotline such an uplifting job?
Win or lose, you get no bad customer reviews.
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I opened an egg restaurant that only serves the best eggs.
It's getting a lot of 1 star reviews despite us barely getting any customers though so if you're in the Bay area, checkout "w**... only" and help us out!
I found a noose online that claimed to have a 100% success rate
They must have been right because there were no customer reviews
I was going to buy a chastity belt until I checked the reviews online.
Customer satisfaction was terrible.
A customer leaves a review at a German restaurant.
The review: It's not bad, it's the wurst!
There was a man who loved to strangle people for money.
He was offering people a fair price in gold for them to be strangled by his mighty hands, and as a request, he asked his customers to write a review of his work. And all the reviews said:
Thanks for the gold, kind strangler!
What do you call the practitioner of a restaurant that aggressively goes after customers who leave bad Yelp reviews?
The sous-chef.
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