The Best 7 Custodian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Custodian jokes. There are some custodian demonstrate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these custodian protector puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Custodian Jokes and Puns


It's either a computer game or an angry German custodian yelling at kids who stole his broom.

The custodians at my school kept insisting that I smoke kush with them, but I declined ...

I can't deal with high-maintenance people.

Mexican Custodian

A Mexican custodian finishes mopping the lobby floor. A young girl enters the lobby with her eyes glued to her smartphone.

"Miss," the Mexican custodian says, "the floor is wet."

The girl looks up from her phone with a bored expression. "K," she replies.

"Miss," the Mexican custodian repeats, "I said the floor is wet."

Custodian joke, Mexican Custodian

A custodian stole some money.

She was charged with money laundering.

What does the suicide-bomber monk, who hates janitors but loves puns, do, before blowing himself up?

He looks at the closest custodian and says


There once was a custodian named Juan

Soon he will be gone

What do you call a custodian in Russia?

A Sweeper Agent.

Custodian joke, What do you call a custodian in Russia?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the custodian pews jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working custodian guardian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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