Custardy Jokes

Funniest Custardy Short Jokes

Short custardy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The custardy humour may include short pastry jokes also.

1. "I gave my husband an empty Boston Cream donut, now he's filing for divorce" "What about your children?" He wants full custardy.
2. I dumped a bowl of trifle over my ex wife after we had an argument. She took me to court over who should look after the kids after we divorced.
   She got custard-y
3. I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over I won the custardy battle.
4. As interesting as the story of King Solomon and the baby was, nobody ever remembers the time a couple appeared before him disputing the ownership of an egg tart. He awarded them shared custardy.
5. When Kraft divorced from Bird's, eventually selling them off to Premier Foods - I wonder if there was a custardy battle?
6. After many years together, Bird's and I finally separated tbh I'm actually looking forward to the custardy battle.
7. Why do pastry chefs have the messiest divorces? Because they always end up in custardy battles.
8. What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime? It was taken into custardy.

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Custardy One Liners

Which custardy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with custardy? I can suggest the ones about pudding and meringue.

1. What happens when two pastries divorce? They have a custardy battle
2. Clowns divorce. Custardy battle.
3. Where is bad dessert taken? Into custard-y!
4. Did you hear about the baker that got arrested? He spent a dozen weeks in custardy
5. Did you hear about the eclair that got arrested They're still in custardy
6. Why was the baker so miserable? He lost the custardy battle.
7. What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert? Joint custardy
8. What did the dessert do after filing for divorce? She took custardy of the kids.
9. Some nutmeg robbed a store He was put into custardy
10. What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy

Playful Custardy Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about custardy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dessert jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make custardy pranks.