The Best 17 Custardy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Custardy jokes. There are some custardy coruscant jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these custardy flan puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Custardy Jokes and Puns

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

Clowns Divorce Joke

What's the roughest part of clown divorce?
The custardy battle.

Clowns divorce.

Custardy battle.

Custardy joke, Clowns divorce.

Where is bad dessert taken?

Into custard-y!

I dumped a bowl of trifle over my ex wife after we had an argument.

She took me to court over who should look after the kids after we divorced.

She got custard-y


Did you hear about the eclair that got arrested

They're still in custardy

I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over

I won the custardy battle.

Custardy joke, I ate the last piece of flan that my wife and I have been fighting over

A woman divorced her husband after he emptied a bowl of trifle over her head.

She got custardy.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What did the dessert do after filing for divorce?

She took custardy of the kids.

Was in court with the ex wife over who'd get the kids in the divorce, she told the judge about the time I flew into a rage a threw an enitre trifle at her

So of course she got custardy.

You can explore custardy intentional reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean custardy sous dad jokes. There are also custardy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


When Kraft divorced from Bird's, eventually selling them off to Premier Foods - I wonder if there was a custardy battle?

After many years together, Bird's and I finally separated

tbh I'm actually looking forward to the custardy battle.

Some nutmeg robbed a store

He was put into custardy

As interesting as the story of King Solomon and the baby was, nobody ever remembers the time a couple appeared before him disputing the ownership of an egg tart.

He awarded them shared custardy.

Why do pastry chefs have the messiest divorces?

Because they always end up in custardy battles.

Custardy joke, Why do pastry chefs have the messiest divorces?

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the custardy goldilocks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working custardy pudding piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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