The Best 16 Custard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Custard jokes. There are some custard pear jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these custard icing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Custard Jokes and Puns

Elephants!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
...So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
...So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in a bowl of custard?
How about in a strawberry patch?

No?
See, it works!

Why did the elephant paint the bottom of its feet yellow?

So it could hide in a bowl of custard.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of custard? No?

That means it's working, the crafty bastards.

My Dad is always complaining about how much things cost

"£1.50 for a cup of tea" he said

"£2.50 for 3 custard creams" he moaned

I said "Look dad you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"

Custard joke, My Dad is always complaining about how much things cost

His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy...

Said no girl ever

I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts

It looked like a gross meal


I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie.

I'm planning to desert her.

What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

Off-pudding.

Custard joke, What do you call a custard when it goes bad?

A guy goes to a fancy dress party

A guy goes to a fancy dress party with a mouth full of custard. When asked what he came as, he pushed both sides of his cheeks in and then said,

''A ZIT''

I asked an Indian if he likes custard

He said, "not in general."

The custard I ate was past it's expiry date...

It was off-pudding

You know what they say about custard...

It's a little off pudding.

You can explore custard profiterole reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean custard haribo dad jokes. There are also custard puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What does the mum custard have over the baby custard?

Custody.
(From a 12 year old).

The moment I start enjoying Mexican custard dessert dishes..

Start flanning my funeral.

I saw a man shovelling horse poo off the road, into a bag

So I stopped and asked him why

He told me he was taking it home, to put on his rhubarb

Fair enough, but I prefer custard

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick...

Jack got killed with a candlestick, in the kitchen by Colonel Custard. GG no Re.

What do you call a swearing autistic child, that has a sweet tooth.

A CusTard

Custard joke, What do you call a swearing autistic child, that has a sweet tooth.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the custard vanilla jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working custard cream piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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