Custard Jokes

30 custard jokes and hilarious custard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about custard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for some hilarious custard jokes? We've got an assortment of custard related jokes to tickle your funny bone! From custard creams to custard tarts, custard apples to frozen custard, there's something for everyone - even a custard joke involving strawberries and profiterole! Enjoy a laugh or two today!

Best Short Custard Jokes

Short custard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The custard humour may include short pudding jokes also.

  1. I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her.
  2. I dumped a bowl of trifle over my ex wife after we had an argument. She took me to court over who should look after the kids after we divorced.
    She got custard-y
  3. My Dad is always complaining about how much things cost "£1.50 for a cup of tea" he said
    "£2.50 for 3 custard creams" he moaned
    I said "Look dad you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"
  4. A guy goes to a fancy dress party A guy goes to a fancy dress party with a mouth full of custard. When asked what he came as, he pushed both sides of his cheeks in and then said,
    ''A ZIT''
  5. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack got killed with a candlestick, in the kitchen by Colonel Custard. GG no Re.
  6. Do you know why the battleground of Custard's Last Stand is still white even to this day? Because the Indians kept coming and coming and coming...
  7. I saw a man shovelling horse p**... off the road, into a bag So I stopped and asked him why
    He told me he was taking it home, to put on his rhubarb
    Fair enough, but I prefer custard
  8. His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so s**...... Said no girl ever

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Custard joke, His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so s**......

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about custard can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of custard puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Custard One Liners

Which custard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with custard? I can suggest the ones about curds and dessert.

  1. I asked an Indian if he likes custard He said, "not in general."
  2. I went to a market that only sold jelly and custard… It was a trifle bazaar.
  3. Where is bad dessert taken? Into custard-y!
  4. What do you call a massacre in a pie shop? Custard's last stand
  5. What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding.
  6. The custard I ate was past it's expiry date... It was off-pudding
  7. What does the mum custard have over the baby custard? Custody.
    (From a 12 year old).
  8. You know what they say about custard... It's a little off pudding.
  9. What do you call a swearing autistic child, that has a sweet tooth. A CusTard
  10. What do you call a street vendor pastry chef going out of business? Custards last stand
  11. Whats yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard
  12. Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin.
  13. I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a g**... meal
  14. The moment I start enjoying Mexican custard dessert dishes.. Start flanning my f**....
  15. I'd tell you the one about the shark infested custard but... You'd never s**... it.

Custard joke, I'd tell you the one about the shark infested custard but...

Comical Custard Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about custard you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean ice cream jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make custard prank.

Why did the elephant paint the bottom of its feet yellow?

So it could hide in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of custard? No?
That means it's working, the crafty b**....


Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
...So they can hide in strawberry patches.
Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
...So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant hiding upside down in a bowl of custard?
How about in a strawberry patch?
See, it works!

Custard joke, The moment I start enjoying Mexican custard dessert dishes..

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these custard jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.