Custard Cream Jokes
3 custard cream jokes and hilarious custard cream puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about custard cream that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Custard Cream Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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I've started calling my girlfriend names like custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie.
I'm planning to desert her.
My Dad is always complaining about how much things cost
"£1.50 for a cup of tea" he said
"£2.50 for 3 custard creams" he moaned
I said "Look dad you just popped round, I didn't invite you!"
Two explorers are lost in the desert...
...they're dying of thirst, and have been wandering for days. Finally, off in the far distance, they see a camp of beautiful tents. Hoping that it is not a mirage, they crawl desperately towards it. On arriving, they find that it's a market. They stagger up to the first tent they see, and say to the shopkeeper "Water, please! Water, we're dying of thirst!"
The shopkeeper says to them "I am sorry, my friends- I have no water. All I have is this bowl, full of jelly, sponge and custard, topped with cream and s**... chocolate."
Perplexed, but undeterred, the explorers stagger to the next stand, only to be met with the same answer. At all of the dozens of stands in this market, all they are offered are these bowls, not a drop of water to be had.
As they leave the market, one explorer says to the other "Well, that was very strange".
The second explorer replies: "Yes, it was a trifle bazaar".
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