Cuss Jokes
7 cuss jokes and hilarious cuss puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cuss that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A programmer began to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
When laying in her bed
Looping round in her head
Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;
I got really frustrated and my wife warned me not to cuss when the kids were around.
Me: This is such bull-
Wife: Shhh, say snake instead
Me: Oh right.. This is such snakeshit
Close one
We just found an original Stradivarius and a previously undiscovered Rembrandt in my grandad's attic!
Unfortunately it turns out that Rembrandt made useless fiddles and Stradivarius couldn't paint worth a cuss.
A school teacher invited a Native American to give a presentation to his students about their culture
After discussing history, traditions and lifestyle, the conversation turned to language.
"One of the interesting things about our language," he said, "is that there are no cuss words."
"But then what do you say if you are hammering a nail and accidentally hit your finger?" asked a student.
"In that case," he replied, "we use your language."
What do you get when you flip off a blind man, and cuss out a deaf man?
Fired from your nursing job.
Why did the honey bee swear so much?
Just bee cuss.
So i told my russian friend
Your parents must be the novichok killers
1. Because he's russian
2.because theyre both males so it means he's adopted
DOUBLE CUSS
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