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A programmer began to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss.
When laying in her bed
Looping round in her head
Was: while (!asleep()): sheep++;
I got really frustrated and my wife warned me not to cuss when the kids were around.
Me: This is such bull-
Wife: Shhh, say snake instead
Me: Oh right.. This is such snakeshit
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We just found an original Stradivarius and a previously undiscovered Rembrandt in my grandad's attic!
Unfortunately it turns out that Rembrandt made useless fiddles and Stradivarius couldn't paint worth a cuss.
A school teacher invited a Native American to give a presentation to his students about their culture
After discussing history, traditions and lifestyle, the conversation turned to language.
"One of the interesting things about our language," he said, "is that there are no cuss words."
"But then what do you say if you are hammering a nail and accidentally hit your finger?" asked a student.
"In that case," he replied, "we use your language."
Why did the honey bee swear so much?
Just bee cuss.
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I don't cuss, I don't smoke, and I don't drink.
But I'll be d**... if I didn't leave my cigarettes at the bar last night.
Garage sale
A preacher and his wife go garage sale hunting one Saturday morning.As the wife looks around the preacher notices a nice looking push lawnmower for $20.He asks the man at the garage sale what's wrong with it.$20 is a steal if it works.The man said it works great if you can get it started but you got to cuss it a few times.The preacher responded,I've been a Christian for 30 years and ill have you know its been so long I've forgotten how to cuss.The man responds,pull that string a few times and it'll come back to you.
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