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Funniest Cushions Short Jokes

Short cushions jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cushions humour may include short pillow jokes also.

1. Dont challange Death to a pillow fight ...Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.
2. Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.. ..if you're not willing to deal with the reaper cushions.
3. I made a huge mistake challenging Death to a pillow fight… I was not prepared for the reaper cushions.
4. NEVER start a pillow fight with Death.... Unless your ready to face the Reaper cushions!!!!!!!
5. Don't ever challenge Death to a pillow fight If you do, you must be prepared for the Reaper cushions.
6. I've always suspected my wife was cheating. Yesterday I found the evidence I was looking for... She kept the monopoly money hidden in the cushion of the couch.
7. I hate optimists. They'll jump out of a plane expecting sunshine and rainbows to cushion their fall. Meanwhile, I'll look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by the optimist.
8. If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too.
9. Never challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared to handle the reaper cushions.
10. The man who invented the remote control has died They found him at home, between his couch cushions.

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Cushions One Liners

Which cushions one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cushions? I can suggest the ones about couch and pillow cases.

1. Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight Unless you're prepared for the Reaper cushions
2. I challenged Death to a pillow fight. I wasn't prepared for the reaper cushions.
3. What happens if you try to sit on Death's couch? There will be grim reaper cushions
4. Never challenge death to a pillow fight unless you're ready to face the reaper cushions
5. What do you call a cushion with transcendentalist views? A Thoreau pillow.
6. How did the drummer sell their couch? Per cushion.
7. Jeff just had a pillow fight with death... He faced the reaper-cushions
8. More cushion for the pushin... More exercise for the extra size.
9. Why do women bring in a bunch of pillows when giving birth? More cushion for the pushin'
10. Why did the historian buy a seat cushion? For posterior's sake.
11. I can't stop ripping cushions off of couches I lost control.

Hilarious Fun Cushions Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about cushions you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean curtains jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cushions pranks.