Cushion Jokes

Following is our collection of pillow puns and sofa one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cushion jokes for adults, dirty scoot jokes and clean sectional dad gags for kids.

The Best Cushion Puns

I've always suspected my wife was cheating. Yesterday I found the evidence I was looking for...

She kept the monopoly money hidden in the cushion of the couch.

What do you call a cushion with transcendentalist views?

A Thoreau pillow.

What do you call a two-week celebration of tree houses, couch cushion lean-tos, and cardboard box buildings?

A fortnight.

Went to the barbers today, I asked him to cut my hair like Tom Cruise.

So he gave me a cushion to sit on !!

More cushion for the pushin...

More exercise for the extra size.


Why do women bring in a bunch of pillows when giving birth?

More cushion for the pushin'

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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