Curved Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Whats curved and hairy on the outside, wet and juicy on the inside, begins with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

a coconut

A student wants to know how he did on a test

Student: I know my curved score was a 90, but how was my raw score?

Teacher: Medium rare

Student: What does that mean?

Teacher: Not well done.

My curved stick only started coming back to me after a few years.

It was a late bloomerang.

I have some wire frames and a curved lens.

Is that anything to make a spectacle of?

iPhone 7 is revolutionary!

•no headphones jack
•no wireless charging
•no curved screen
•no 4K resolution (or even full HD) screen
•no VR headset support
•no 360 camera support
•no expansion storage slot

It is true revolution in scamming people to upgrade from old iPhones!

I like my TVs like I like my women...

Smart and curved.

I went to my doctor about pooping curved yellow fruit

He said 'That shit's Bananas'

I like my women how I like my tests


How was the Bolshevik, who was accused of public masturbation, identified from a lineup? NSFW

Witnesses noted that his penis curved to the left.

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