The Best 7 Curvature Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Curvature jokes. There are some curvature parabola jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these curvature abnormal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Curvature Jokes and Puns

Call it a hunch...

But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

I think I'm getting curvature of the spine...

I haven't seen a doctor yet, it's just a hunch.

A physicist, mathematician, and engineer go to target practice

The engineer is up first and hits 5 inches to the right of the bullseye. The physicist says, "No no no, you forgot to account for the curvature of the Earth and the wind." The physicist does his calculations, but misses 5 inches to the left of center. The mathematician yells: "BULLSEYE! Great job guys!!"

Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom.

She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.

(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke")

Got diagnosed with Kyohosis

The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature.

I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch.


Your mother is so fat...

...that she could see the curvature of the Earth.

I made a graph to plot the curvature of bells.

The distribution was random.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the curvature curve jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working curvature kink piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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