Following is our collection of scientific puns and parabola one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Curvature jokes for adults, dirty collider jokes and clean abnormal dad gags for kids.
But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.
I haven't seen a doctor yet, it's just a hunch.
The engineer is up first and hits 5 inches to the right of the bullseye. The physicist says, "No no no, you forgot to account for the curvature of the Earth and the wind." The physicist does his calculations, but misses 5 inches to the left of center. The mathematician yells: "BULLSEYE! Great job guys!!"
She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.
(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke")
The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature.
I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch.
...that she could see the curvature of the Earth.
The distribution was random.
There is an abundance of curve jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and curvature puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any kink witze you can hear about curvature.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.