Curvature Jokes

Following is our collection of scientific puns and parabola one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Curvature jokes for adults, dirty collider jokes and clean abnormal dad gags for kids.

The Best Curvature Puns

Call it a hunch...

But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine.

I think I'm getting curvature of the spine...

I haven't seen a doctor yet, it's just a hunch.

A physicist, mathematician, and engineer go to target practice

The engineer is up first and hits 5 inches to the right of the bullseye. The physicist says, "No no no, you forgot to account for the curvature of the Earth and the wind." The physicist does his calculations, but misses 5 inches to the left of center. The mathematician yells: "BULLSEYE! Great job guys!!"

Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom.

She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.

(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke")

Got diagnosed with Kyohosis

The doctor diagnosed me with kyphosis. 85 degree curvature.

I had my suspicions for a while, but the diagnosis proved to me that it wasn't just a hunch.

Your mother is so fat...

...that she could see the curvature of the Earth.

I made a graph to plot the curvature of bells.

The distribution was random.

There is an abundance of curve jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and curvature puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any kink witze you can hear about curvature.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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