The Best 7 Cursor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cursor jokes. There are some cursor gui jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cursor joystick puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cursor Jokes and Puns

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

What does a computer use to say bad words?

Its cursor!

I visited a polish web site

and now my cursor is gone.

I'm the most sensitive person you know

my cursor goes from side to side in one slide of a finger

Why did the mouse get dumped on his first date?

All he did was cursor.


So I just upgraded to Windows 10, I'm not happy about it.

My mouse cursor was on the left side of the screen but my mouse was in the middle of my mouse pad.

Life Before The Computer

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..

... you just hoped nobody ever found out!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cursor desktop jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cursor hover piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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