Cursor Jokes

Following is our collection of keyboard puns and gui one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cursor jokes for adults, dirty spellcheck jokes and clean joystick dad gags for kids.

The Best Cursor Puns

What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot?

A cursor!

What does a computer use to say bad words?

Its cursor!

I'm the most sensitive person you know

my cursor goes from side to side in one slide of a finger

So I just upgraded to Windows 10, I'm not happy about it.

My mouse cursor was on the left side of the screen but my mouse was in the middle of my mouse pad.

Life Before The Computer

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider's home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy ..

... you just hoped nobody ever found out!!


I visited a polish web site

and now my cursor is gone.

Why did the mouse get dumped on his first date?

All he did was cursor.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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