The Best 12 Cursive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cursive jokes. There are some cursive composition jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cursive alphabets puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cursive Jokes and Puns

A woman is at a café orders the soup de jour, which happens to be alphabet soup that day. But when it arrives it just has ordinary noodles...

She says to the waiter, "Hey, I thought this was supposed to be alphabet soup."

The waiter replies, "It's in *cursive* ma'am."

What font is the best for writing bad words?

Any cursive font.

A student who never showed up to class or did the reading asked me to curve his final paper grade. I said yes.

I took a red pen, scratched out the grade on the paper, then rewrote the F in cursive.

Cursive joke, A student who never showed up to class or did the reading asked me to curve his final paper grade. I

Being left handed I was always told I was more creative but all I noticed was that I smudge the words when writing with pencil.

I guess it's a blessing and a cursive

American School System

5th grade: You better learn cursive, because in middle school; all your work will be done in cursive!
6th grade: Just write print it's easier to read
Highschool: You better learn these core classes because they'll be required to know before college!
College: You have to retake and pay for these Core Classes for your Degree


The school board is discontinuing the teaching of cursive writing and Roman numerals.

I'M €%¥&@# LIVID! (but not anymore).

My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong.

I use it every day when food is delivered to my house.

Cursive joke, My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong.

I'm not drunk officer..

I'm just talking in cursive.

What do the French and the south have in common?

They both \~\~talk in cursive\~\~ pronounce flower the same way

\*fleur\*

Don't do calligraphy when you're angry, what you write will end up being very cursive. 😉

What is the most evil writing style?

Cursive.

You can explore cursive literature reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cursive poetry dad jokes. There are also cursive puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Guy in bar, telling me his whole life story, stops when I ask if he's drunk...

He squints one eye and says, "I'm not drunk, I'm speaking in cursive"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cursive helvetica jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cursive font piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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