Cursive Jokes

Funniest Cursive Short Jokes

Short cursive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cursive humour may include short curly jokes also.

1. A student who never showed up to class or did the reading asked me to curve his final paper grade. I said yes. I took a red pen, scratched out the grade on the paper, then rewrote the F in cursive.
2. Being left handed I was always told I was more creative but all I noticed was that I smudge the words when writing with pencil. I guess it's a blessing and a cursive
3. The school board is discontinuing the teaching of cursive writing and Roman numerals. I'M €%¥&@# LIVID! (but not anymore).
4. My fourth grade teacher told me I would use cursive at least once a week, but she was wrong. I use it every day when food is delivered to my house.
5. What do the French and the south have in common? They both \~\~talk in cursive\~\~ pronounce flower the same way
   \*fleur\*
6. Guy in bar, telling me his whole life story, stops when I ask if he's drunk... He squints one eye and says, "I'm not drunk, I'm speaking in cursive"

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Cursive One Liners

Which cursive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cursive? I can suggest the ones about circular and curves.

1. What font is the best for writing bad words? Any cursive font.
2. I'm not drunk officer.. I'm just talking in cursive.
3. Don't do calligraphy when you're angry, what you write will end up being very cursive. 😉
4. What is the most evil writing style? Cursive.
5. What's a d**...'s favorite handwriting style? Cursive.

Cheeky Cursive Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about cursive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cursing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cursive pranks.