Curry Jokes

103 curry jokes and hilarious curry puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about curry that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Best Short Curry Jokes

Short curry puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The curry humour may include short curds jokes also.

  1. Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends.
  2. Man walks into a library and orders an incredibly hot curry. "This is a library", says the librarian
    "Oh, sorry", replies the man
    "*I'd like to order an incredibly hot curry please*", he whispers
  3. I really want to tell you all what makes Indian Curry taste so great. But I had to sign a Naan disclosure agreement.
  4. Tim Rice and Tim Curry are going to open an Indian restaurant together. They plan to call it 'Tim's'
  5. I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.
  6. My girlfriend was furious with me when i told her i put ginger in her favourite curry.. She really loved that cat.
  7. The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry... ...they really *did* love that cat.
    > Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*
  8. Did you heard about the Indian chef that fell down from the stairs? He was curryed away to the hospital.
  9. I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.
  10. I was eating in an Indian Restaurant when the waiter came over and say "Curry ok?" I said "no thanks, i'm not much of a singer".
Curry joke, I was eating in an Indian Restaurant when the waiter came over and say "Curry ok?"

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about curry can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of curry puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Curry One Liners

Which curry one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with curry? I can suggest the ones about cook and curly.

  1. My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry. They loved that cat.
  2. Is it acceptable to dip bread into a curry? Asking for my naan.
  3. How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry.
  4. I made a curry last night and put ginger in it, kids weren't happy They loved that cat
  5. I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3! I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"
  6. Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma
  7. How do to an indian burn My curry is better than yours.
  8. Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry? Da loo.
  9. what do you eat at a formal event in thailand? black thai curry
  10. Indian people are a lot like Russian people. They're always in a curry.
  11. What do you call someone that delivers Indian food? A curry-er.
  12. A kid playing tag runs up to Tim Curry and says... you're IT
  13. Why would Indians make great basketball coaches? They invented Curry
  14. The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped That really left me in a phall mood.
  15. My granddad had an accident eating curry. He slipped into a korma.

Indian Curry Jokes

Here is a list of funny indian curry jokes and even better indian curry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Got into an argument with a colleague so I bought their favorite Indian food, to attempt to make up. I tried to curry favor but they were having naan of it. I only managed to tikka them off more.
  • What do you call an Indian in a fast car?? Curry in a hurry!!
  • Just had cheap indian curry and not sure whether or not I'll make it to a bathroom in time... It's a crapshoot.
  • I received some bad news whilst eating a curry at an Indian Restaurant. My naan had slipped into a korma. Darren Walsh
  • I ordered curry at an Indian restaurant, but the food just doesn't get served. I asked the staff what's wrong, and they said they couldn't carry it.
  • What's the name of the Indian fast food restaurant? Curry in a hurry.
  • Have you seen 'The Fastest Indian' He wanted curry in a hurry
  • What do you call an Indian Fedex worker? A curry-er.
  • What do you get when you put an MVP basketball player into classic Indian cuisine? Steph-in Curry
  • Why did the Indian restaurant in Dallas have al fresco seating? Because Texas is an open curry state.

Steph Curry Jokes

Here is a list of funny steph curry jokes and even better steph curry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My friends compare my luck with the ladies to Steph Curry... I ball pretty hard but I still hit 3's like it's going out of style
  • Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number?
    Operator: 1-800-war-rior
    Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring
  • Since the Golden State Warriors play on Black Friday Do Steph Curry and Klay Thompson only play half the game?
  • My friend is the Steph Curry of getting the ladies... because all he does is score threes.
  • Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
  • '' Hello, may I speak with Steph Curry? '' '' Sure, dial 73-9 ''
    ''' I did, but there is no ring ''
  • Why didn't Steph Curry's brother try out for the NBA? Because he was chicken
  • Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland
  • Hi Operator, Can you connect me to Steph Curry? Operator: Just dial 739
    Guy: I did but there's no Ring
  • Who is Aziz Ansari's favorite Basketball player? Steph Curry.

Stephen Curry Jokes

Here is a list of funny stephen curry jokes and even better stephen curry puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I am surprised how Stephen Curry's back isn't broken... From carrying all of the Golden State Warriors' bandwagoners
  • What do Stephen Curry and Obama have in common? They like to drop it from a distance.
  • Hello, Operator? May I talk to Stephen Curry Please? "Sure, dial 73-9."
    "I did, there was no ring."
Curry joke, Hello, Operator? May I talk to Stephen Curry Please?

Hilarious Curry Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about curry you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean korma jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make curry prank.

Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house....

.....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry?

A bronto-sore-a**...

Two kids overdosed on curry powder...

One is in a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.

woman on a date drops curry on her lap....

"Oh no! Madras!"

What does a curry and a bad uncle have in common?

They both hurt your a**...

Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed?

Woke up in a Korma

What's a buddhists favourite curry?

Chicken karma

Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... a naan issue.

Vegetarian curry is like lesbian s**....

Same amount of heat, none of the meat.

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?


Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of c**...?

One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

b**... curry

A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.
Canadian: "Have you ever tried b**... curry?"
Englishman: "b**... curry,!?"
Canadian: " Yeah, it's like normal curry, but just a bit otter."

A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer...

... It was chicken karma

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

I went out for a pelican curry last night....

It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!

What are our names?

A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."

You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?

I have curry in bed

Did you hear about the drug addict who accidentally injected curry powder?

He fell into a korma.

What's an Australian criminal's favourite curry?


What is Boy George's favourite curry?

Korma Chameleon

At the company potluck, my boss asked me what the secret to my great curry was. I decided to tell him.

I curried favor with my curry flavor.

What do you call a curry that gets what it deserves?

Chicken karma!

What do you get if your mix curry with makeup?

Chicken Tikka Mascara

My uncle fell into a vat of curry at work

He was in a korma for months.

What do you call a basketball player on an elliptical?

Step Curry

A hen is having a talk with its chick

Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.
Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.
Chick: What are we called when we die then?
Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken..

A vegetarian lady looked at my mutton curry and said, "You know, a sheep died so you could have that."

I looked at her salad and responded, "Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!!"

I'm going to open a curry shop and only sell chicken curry with two naan.

I will call it Naan Dos.

What do you call l**... covered in curry powder?

Tandoori trippin'

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "

I've decided to start up my own restaurant. Main dish is curry poured over french fries.

It's called "Curry on my Wayward Spud". And for dessert? There'll be peas when you are done.

Curry joke, I really want to tell you all what makes Indian Curry taste so great.

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