The Best 79 Curry Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Curry jokes. There are some curry indian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these curry restuarant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Curry Jokes and Puns

I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry...

...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.

I was eating in an Indian Restaurant when the waiter came over and say "Curry ok?"

I said "no thanks, i'm not much of a singer".

Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house....

.....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji.

Curry joke, Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house....

The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...

...they really *did* love that cat.

> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry?

A bronto-sore-ass


Two kids overdosed on curry powder...

One is in a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.

woman on a date drops curry on her lap....

"Oh no! Madras!"

Curry joke, woman on a date drops curry on her lap....

How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?

As much as you can curry.

What does a curry and a bad uncle have in common?

They both hurt your arsehole

What goes at 40mph and smells like Curry?

Usain Balti

Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed?

Woke up in a Korma

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Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do

Win a championship in Cleveland

I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for curry bread.

But there was naan.

What's a buddhists favourite curry?

Chicken karma

Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry...

...is a naan issue.

Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex.

Same amount of heat, none of the meat.

Curry joke, Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.


'' Hello, may I speak with Steph Curry? ''

'' Sure, dial 73-9 ''

''' I did, but there is no ring ''

Beaver curry

A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.

Canadian: "Have you ever tried beaver curry?"

Englishman: "Beaver curry,!?"

Canadian: " Yeah, it's like normal curry, but just a bit otter."

A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer...

... It was chicken karma

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

How do to an indian burn

My curry is better than yours.

Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder?

He fell into a korma

I went out for a pelican curry last night....

It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!

Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld.

These violent delights have violent ends.

Two men learn the lessons of why not to snort curry powder like cocaine!

One's got a dicky tikka and the other's in a deep korma.

What's the name of the Indian fast food restaurant?

Curry in a hurry.

My friend is the Steph Curry of getting the ladies...

because all he does is score threes.

What are our names?

A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."

I received some bad news whilst eating a curry at an Indian Restaurant.

My naan had slipped into a korma. Darren Walsh

I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3!

I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"

A kid playing tag runs up to Tim Curry and says...

you're IT

My friends compare my luck with the ladies to Steph Curry...

I ball pretty hard but I still hit 3's like it's going out of style

You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?

I have curry in bed

What do Stephen Curry and Obama have in common?

They like to drop it from a distance.

If they have an Indian fast food restaurant

They should call it Curry in a Hurry.

What do you can an Indian physicist/chemist?

Marrie Curry

My granddad had an accident eating curry.

He slipped into a korma.

What do you call an Alpaca with curry on its face?

The Dhall-Eye Llama!

My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry.

They loved that cat.

Did you hear about the drug addict who accidentally injected curry powder?

He fell into a korma.

What's an Australian criminal's favourite curry?

Jailfrezi.

Just had cheap indian curry and not sure whether or not I'll make it to a bathroom in time...

It's a crapshoot.

Man walks into a library and orders an incredibly hot curry.

"This is a library", says the librarian

"Oh, sorry", replies the man

"*I'd like to order an incredibly hot curry please*", he whispers

what do you eat at a formal event in thailand?

black thai curry

What is Boy George's favourite curry?

Korma Chameleon

At the company potluck, my boss asked me what the secret to my great curry was. I decided to tell him.

I curried favor with my curry flavor.

What do you call a curry that gets what it deserves?

Chicken karma!

What do you get if your mix curry with makeup?

Chicken Tikka Mascara

Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry?

Da loo.

What do you call an Indian in a fast car??

Curry in a hurry!!

My uncle fell into a vat of curry at work

He was in a korma for months.

The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped

That really left me in a phall mood.

What do you call a basketball player on an elliptical?

Step Curry

Why would Indians make great basketball coaches?

They invented Curry

A hen is having a talk with its chick

Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.

Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.

Chick: What are we called when we die then?

Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken..

I went to the doctor for some advice about my health

He told me 'you should swap the late night drinking for some early morning runs'

So I've started eating curry

Why did the Indian restaurant in Dallas have al fresco seating?

Because Texas is an open curry state.

What do you get when you put an MVP basketball player into classic Indian cuisine?

Steph-in Curry

What's a Japanese house pet's favorite food?

Catsu Curry

Me: Do you like broccoli?

"No."
"Do you like curry?"
"No."
"Then you won't like what I did?"
"Did you cook broccoli or curry for me?"
"No, I banged your sister."

[NBA] Warriors were losing 93-94 with 0:11 left in the game. Steve Kerr replaced Thompson with KD instead of Curry to make the final shot, they lost the game.

Whoops, wrong sub.

Since the Golden State Warriors play on Black Friday

Do Steph Curry and Klay Thompson only play half the game?

I ordered curry at an Indian restaurant, but the food just doesn't get served.

I asked the staff what's wrong, and they said they couldn't carry it.

The stark contrast between India and US is that India makes curries out of vegetables

And US makes shoes and merchandise out of a Curry

A vegetarian lady looked at my mutton curry and said, "You know, a sheep died so you could have that."

I looked at her salad and responded, "Maybe she died because you keep eating all her food!!"

NASA does not curry favor

neither does it favor Curry.

Have you seen 'The Fastest Indian'

He wanted curry in a hurry

I snorted curry powder once.

It nearly put me in a korma.

I'm going to open a curry shop and only sell chicken curry with two naan.

I will call it Naan Dos.

Indian people are a lot like Russian people.

They're always in a curry.

What do you call LSD covered in curry powder?

Tandoori trippin'

I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night

The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.

One of the British national daily newspapers was asking readers: "What it means to be British?".

Some of the emails were hilarious but this one from a Swiss was a winner.
 
"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for
a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on a Swedish furniture and watch
American shows on a Japanese TV. He buys a holiday home in Spain, Skis in France, fancies Swedish birds and has a Romanian au-pair.
 
And the most British thing of all?
"Suspicious of anything Foreign "

I made a curry last night and put ginger in it, kids weren't happy

They loved that cat

Tim Rice and Tim Curry are going to open an Indian restaurant together.

They plan to call it 'Tim's'

My girlfriend was furious with me when i told her i put ginger in her favourite curry..

She really loved that cat.

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