Curry Jokes

What are some Curry jokes?

My kids cried when I told them I had put ginger in the curry.

They loved that cat.

Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex.

Same amount of heat, none of the meat.

Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld.

These violent delights have violent ends.

Man walks into a library and orders an incredibly hot curry.

"This is a library", says the librarian

"Oh, sorry", replies the man

"*I'd like to order an incredibly hot curry please*", he whispers

How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant?

As much as you can curry.

A plane is about to crash, there are 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes...

The first passenger, Steph Curry, says "I am the best player in the NBA! The Warriors and my fans need me!" and jumps out with the first pack.

The second passenger, Donald Trump, says "I am the most respected and intelligent US president in history! My country needs me!" and jumps out with the second pack.

The third passenger, the Pope, turns to the fourth passenger, a little boy, and says "My son, I don't have many years left in this world, but you have so many years ahead of you. You can take the last parachute." Then the little boy replies "It's ok your Holiness there's still a parachute left for you, Mr. Trump took my backpack."

What are our names?

A hen and her chick are having a talk.
"Why do humans have names, but us chickens don't? All we have is chicken, or hen.", asks the chick.
"Well, humans may have names when they are ALIVE, but when they are dead, they are only called ghosts.", Says the hen, "but, we have lots of names when we are dead. Such as chicken curry, fried chicken, roast chicken...."

I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry...

...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.

I just got my best score on Sitar Hero 3!

I got five stars on "Curry On My Wayward Son"

A hen is having a talk with its chick

Chick: Why do humans get names but we don't? We are only called hens, or chickens or roosters.

Hen: Well, WE might not get names but when we die, we have many names. Humans on the other hand, are only called zombies or ghosts.

Chick: What are we called when we die then?

Hen: Names such as, curry chicken, roast chicken, fried chicken..

Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder?

He fell into a korma

The kids were really suprised when I put ginger in their curry...

...they really *did* love that cat.

> Stolen from a recent episode of *Match Of The Day*

How do to an indian burn

My curry is better than yours.

what do you eat at a formal event in thailand?

black thai curry

Where does Vin go after eating a really hot curry?

Da loo.

A kid playing tag runs up to Tim Curry and says...

you're IT

Beaver curry

A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.

Canadian: "Have you ever tried beaver curry?"

Englishman: "Beaver curry,!?"

Canadian: " Yeah, it's like normal curry, but just a bit otter."

I went out for a pelican curry last night....

It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!

My friends compare my luck with the ladies to Steph Curry...

I ball pretty hard but I still hit 3's like it's going out of style

Indian people are a lot like Russian people.

They're always in a curry.

My granddad had an accident eating curry.

He slipped into a korma.

The curry I ordered wasn't as spicy I had hoped

That really left me in a phall mood.

Why would Indians make great basketball coaches?

They invented Curry

A waiter accidentally slipped and threw curry all over an extremely rude customer...

... It was chicken karma

Did you hear about the guys who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them now has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

You know how I spice things up in the bedroom?

I have curry in bed

What do you call an Indian in a fast car??

Curry in a hurry!!

I was eating in an Indian Restaurant when the waiter came over and say "Curry ok?"

I said "no thanks, i'm not much of a singer".

My uncle fell into a vat of curry at work

He was in a korma for months.

Did you hear about the drug addict who accidentally injected curry powder?

He fell into a korma.

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

Two kids overdosed on curry powder...

One is in a korma, the other has a dodgy tikka.

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry?

A bronto-sore-ass

Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house....

.....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji.

Just had cheap indian curry and not sure whether or not I'll make it to a bathroom in time...

It's a crapshoot.

Did you hear about the guy that spilled curry powder in his bed?

Woke up in a Korma

What do you call a curry that gets what it deserves?

Chicken karma!

What is Boy George's favourite curry?

Korma Chameleon

My friend is the Steph Curry of getting the ladies...

because all he does is score threes.

What do Stephen Curry and Obama have in common?

They like to drop it from a distance.

Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry...

...is a naan issue.

'' Hello, may I speak with Steph Curry? ''

'' Sure, dial 73-9 ''

''' I did, but there is no ring ''

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What's a buddhists favourite curry?

Chicken karma

I received some bad news whilst eating a curry at an Indian Restaurant.

My naan had slipped into a korma. Darren Walsh

At the company potluck, my boss asked me what the secret to my great curry was. I decided to tell him.

I curried favor with my curry flavor.

What do you get if your mix curry with makeup?

Chicken Tikka Mascara

What's an Australian criminal's favourite curry?

Jailfrezi.

I'm going to open a curry shop and only sell chicken curry with two naan.

I will call it Naan Dos.

woman on a date drops curry on her lap....

"Oh no! Madras!"

A Chinese, Indian, American, and African decides to have a party, each bringing in their own traditional food. The Chinese brings in fried rice, the Indian brings in curry, and the American brings in burgers. What does the African bring in?

An empty plate.

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