Curriculum Jokes

Following is our collection of teacher puns and bio one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Curriculum jokes for adults, dirty assembly jokes and clean students dad gags for kids.

The Best Curriculum Puns

My friend said she was only taking Women's Studies courses this quarter

It sounds like a broad curriculum to me.

Math in the real world

Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presented a lesson on simple and compound interest, one of my older students approached me in the hallway. "You really taught me a great deal about my life yesterday," he said. "I realized I've been struggling with a lack of interest, compounded daily, for thirty years."

I was in my English class the other day....

And I didn't understand the book that was in the curriculum.
So I made all my students write a 3 page report about it.

If a Quiz is Quizzical, what's a Test?

A written examination in which you are tested on the year's curriculum.. you dirty minded bastards.

My Sunday School teacher is so old...

.. when the New Testament came out she said "I don't care for the new curriculum."


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