Current Affairs Jokes
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Obama walks into a bar.....
Some time passes after the 2016 US Presidential election, and Barack Obama passes away from old age. He gets bored after a while in heaven, and asks God if he can return to Earth for a while to see how the good ole' US of A is turning out. God agrees.
Obama returns to Brooklyn, and walks into a bar, ordering a beer. He asks the barkeep "How's the country? How are foreign affairs? Any problems currently being faced?"
"Oh, nothing at all, sir. We're an empire now. We're successful."
"But what about Iraq and Afghanistan? Those were t**... hotspots not too long ago?"
"We control it now. We're an empire. Everything is good."
"But what about Europe, Asia, and their financial crises?"
"That too has been taken care of. We are now finally an empire."
Pleased at the outlook of the country he once led, Obama asks the bartender for the bill:
"65 rubles, sir", replies the bartender.
What do you call it when an electron cheats?
A current affair!
The current state of affairs...
Legal, but highly immoral.
I went to the local library
And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016
I recently put my finger in a socket
Its current affairs.
Why did the dam operator become a journalist?
He was caught up on current affairs.
Why is electron couple's love always fresh?
Because it's a current affair.
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