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What are the best Currency puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Currency? Well here is a complete list of Currency dad jokes:

A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad...

...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.

Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?


A Japanese man walks into a currency exchange

A Japanese man walks into a currency exchange with 4000 yen to exchange and receives $40.

A week later, he walks into the currency exchange again with 4000 yen, but this time only receives $30. He asks the teller why he received less money this time.

"Fluctuations," the teller says.

Furious, the Japanese man storms out of the exchange, but before slamming the door, turns around and shouts "Fluc you Amelicans too!"


Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager


An Asian guy walks into

An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations". The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"


One week, a Chinese guy exchanged some currency....

and came back next week to do it again, only to find that the rate had increased.

He asked the nearby white clerk, "Hey! You! Why it more expensive now?"

The clerk replied, "Oh. Fluctuations."

And the Chinese man said, "Well, fuck you white guy!"

(Disclaimer: I'm Chinese and was told this by a Chinese friend.)


What's a dog's least favorite currency?

the pound


What do aliens use for currency?




This asian lady goes to a bank to exchange her currency into dollars. For 1000 yuans she gets about 160$.

A week later she walks in with a thousand more and this time she only gets 150.

Confused, she asks the teller " Why 10$ less this time?"

Teller says "fluctuations"

She turns to leave and says " Fluc you americans too..."


So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating...

...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia.


Currency caper

A Japanese man visits Australia.

On the way in he converts his 4000 yen to $100.

A couple of weeks later, he is returning home and converts his last $100, but this time only receives 2000 yen.

"what's up with this?", he enquires, "why is the conversion rate half what it was when I came here?"

"fluctuations." replies the exchange kiosk operator.

"yeah? well fluck you too, white man."


Chinese vacationers

A Chinese family arrives in Los Angeles to begin their American vacation. They approach the currency exchange window to exchange 10,000 Chinese yuan. The agent gives them $1,600 and they go on their way. They enjoy their vacation but realize their American funds are depleting quickly. They return to the currency exchange a week later to exchange another 10,000 Yuan. This time the exchange agent hands over $1,400. The Chinese man asks in broken yet effective English why the exchanged amount is $200 less. The agent shrugs his shoulders and politely replies "Fluctuations". The Chinese man suddenly becomes enraged and replies "Fluck you Americans!"


Our official currency should become bubblegum...

That way it can be inflated and deflated at will!


There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency

A penne for their thoughts.


What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

"Count Dracula."


An Asian woman goes to the bank...

An Asian woman goes to the bank to exchange the currency for dollars. A , week after that she goes again and gets less dollars for the same currency.
She then asks the teller "why did i get less money this time?".. the teller says "fluctuations" ...
she looks at him and says "fluc-u-americans"..before walking away


I grew up in Bolivia

but I left because the currency is bullshit.


What currency do they use in India?



Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.


A Chinese man goes into a bank ...

... to exchange some Chinese yuan for American dollars. The teller finishes counting the man's currency, looks up that day's exchange rate, computes the conversion and quickly counts out the American currency in twenties, "…140, 160 and" plunking down the last bill, "makes $180. Will that be all today, sir?"

The Chinese man glares suspiciously at the teller, "Hey, how come I come he'a last week wit' same amount yuan, you give me 200 dollah; I come he'a today, you only give me 180 dollah?"

The teller politely goes into the short version of how currency exchanges work and recent changes in the market.

Being mostly satisfied but still a little skeptical the Chinese man asks, "What you mean by 'changes'?"

The teller says, "I'm sorry, I should've said 'fluctuations'."

The Chinese man yells back, "*Fluctuations*? Hey, FLUCK YOU WHITE GUYS TOO!"


What Currency do They Use in Space?



What type of Currency is used in Outer Space?



What currency is used in outerspace?



What currency do you pay with when the weather is uncertain?

With the Rainmaybe!


Recently, I went to a third world country where fecal matter is considered currency.

Shit was cash


America thought about using fat as a currency...

...but there was too much inflation.


What currency is preferred by hookers these days?




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