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...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?
the pound
This asian lady goes to a bank to exchange her currency into dollars. For 1000 yuans she gets about 160$.
A week later she walks in with a thousand more and this time she only gets 150.
Confused, she asks the teller " Why 10$ less this time?"
Teller says "fluctuations"
She turns to leave and says " Fluc you americans too..."
A Japanese man visits Australia.
On the way in he converts his 4000 yen to $100.
A couple of weeks later, he is returning home and converts his last $100, but this time only receives 2000 yen.
"what's up with this?", he enquires, "why is the conversion rate half what it was when I came here?"
"fluctuations." replies the exchange kiosk operator.
"yeah? well fluck you too, white man."
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
Starbucks!
An Asian woman goes to the bank to exchange the currency for dollars. A , week after that she goes again and gets less dollars for the same currency.
She then asks the teller "why did i get less money this time?".. the teller says "fluctuations" ...
she looks at him and says "fluc-u-americans"..before walking away
A penne for their thoughts.
"Count Dracula."
That way it can be inflated and deflated at will!
An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations". The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
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...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia.
A Japanese man walks into a currency exchange with 4000 yen to exchange and receives $40.
A week later, he walks into the currency exchange again with 4000 yen, but this time only receives $30. He asks the teller why he received less money this time.
"Fluctuations," the teller says.
Furious, the Japanese man storms out of the exchange, but before slamming the door, turns around and shouts "Fluc you Amelicans too!"
With how fat America is, I'm surprised their currency isn't in pounds.
The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."
starbucks
Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards' hands anyway.
He responds "One"
"In which currency?"
"Any :("
I always wanted to use black people as currency.
So we can use black people as currency again
Both are outdated currency.
Gamble in British currency.
Because paper money weighs like a gram but Britain's is a pound.
The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.
I would do more of [action].
Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to
the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.
Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."
dill dough.
Because america is a CAPitalist country.
Starbucks
Star Bucks
That rapper "50 cent" is known as "40 billion dollar"
He gives the teller $100 CAD And receives $150 ¥ back.
He returns the following week to do the same thing. He gives the teller $100 CAD and receives $140 ¥.
He asks "I was in here last week, why am I not getting the same amount back?"
Teller replies, "Well, fluctuations."
The Japanese man says, "Oh yeah? Well fluck you white guys too"
then Africa should use Afros as currency.
Starbucks
Turns out potatoes aren't a valid currency in the US.
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank. Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'. The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.
Cashier "That will be $18.35"
Me: Hands her a $50 bill
Cashier "Sorry sir, We cant accept that because we had too many problems with counterfeit currency. Do you have anything smaller?"
Me " I fully understand, Here you go.."
*Politely hands her a crisp $25 bill*
Now that a small concentration of people control a majority of it
Kryptocurrency.
Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me
Their currency is called the ✓
You could much more easily control inflation.
Crypt o' Currency.
Not currency; an actual invoice for 50 dollars
Apparently they aren't legal currency.
...for some Bitcoin currency again, this time in the amount of $25.00.
Dad: $23.67? What do you need $20.32 for?
The following week, he walked in with another 200,000 Korean won, and was handed $185. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said , "Three syllables bro: Fluc-tu-ations." The Korean man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
Completely virtual.
...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
Dad: $9.45? What do you need $10.11 for?
An Asian man comes to the US to do business and converts 110 million Yen into 1 million dollars. On his next trip, he returns to the bank to do the same, but only receives $990,000 in return.
He asks the teller, "Why did I receive less this time?"
The teller responds with a shrug, "Fluctuations"
The man gets very angry and storms out, stopping at the door to shout back, "Fluc your Americans too!"
... but I'm not sure anyone wants to Cedis.
I would always ask what currency people would be paying with, but I stopped after a woman screamed at me for assuming her tender.
South Korean Won.
He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.
"Now, or... now?"
Defacing currency
I used to trade currency. this asian guy came in and wanted to exchange 10,000yen - I gave him $120.
a week later he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $105.
a week after that he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $135.
the guy said to me in an annoyed voice " why one week $120, then $105, then $135! - why the difference?!!?"
I says to him "fluctuations"
He responds "fluck you white people"
Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."
Bucks
Outbucks.
Because the universal currency is Starbucks
I mean it's just common cents
I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus
You can Pound me but you can't Dollar me.
but Brazil's real.
Chequeoslovakia
That's right, my job isn't making cents.
They ended up with a massive inflation problem.
The boy asked his Dad for £10.00 in bitcoin currency.
The das said "£9.57? What do you need £10.79 for?"
Next day he goes there again and for the same amount of money he receives $94 this time.
He asks the teller "why $6 less today compared to yesterday"
The teller say "fluctuations"
The Asian man get up angrily and storms out slamming the door, turns around and shouts "fluc you Americans too!"
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