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98 currency jokes and hilarious currency puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about currency that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh away with this collection of hilarious jokes about currency! Get a chuckle out of witty jokes about crypto, foreign, and decimal currency, including dollar, yen, and more.

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Popular Currency Short Jokes

Short currency jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The currency humour may include short coins jokes also.

  1. A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad... ...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
    Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?
  2. I believe that it is time for all the world's countries to come together and create one universal currency I mean it's just common cents
  3. So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
  4. I'm excited about a black person being on the $20 bill. I always wanted to use black people as currency.
  5. TIL that the Hindi word for "penny" is derived from the word for bread, as in the ancient Indus valley, small and dense pieces of bread were used as currency Sounds like a bunch of naan-cents to me
  6. A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for £10.00 The boy asked his Dad for £10.00 in bitcoin currency.
    The das said "£9.57? What do you need £10.79 for?"
  7. My grandfather was cheap. He'd give me a 50 dollar bill each year for my birthday Not currency; an actual invoice for 50 dollars
  8. I used to be a cashier at a gas station on the Canadian border. I would always ask what currency people would be paying with, but I stopped after a woman screamed at me for assuming her tender.
  9. With how fat America is.... With how fat America is, I'm surprised their currency isn't in pounds.
  10. It's not graverobbing! It's a system of mining grave yards to determine the validity of transactions. It's a new way of thinking of money! I call it crypt-o-currency.

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Currency One Liners

Which currency one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with currency? I can suggest the ones about cash and price.

  1. How to have $1 Million worth of crypto Currencies Start off with $2 Million
  2. Know what they called the Russian Ruble last week? Currency
  3. What currency do they use in space? Starbucks
  4. Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ? Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
  5. The currencies of the world got into a fight… The Korean won
  6. Which currency is Superman afraid of ? Krypto currency
  7. What type of currency will Superman never accept? Krypto-currency
  8. What type of currency they use in outer space? Star Bucks
  9. What do aliens use for currency? Starbucks!
  10. What's a dog's least favorite currency? the pound
  11. What kind of currency do astronauts use? Starbucks
  12. I had to throw out all of my danish currency I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus
  13. What's the one currency superman can't hold? Kryptocurrency.
  14. How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures? Crip toe currency.
  15. Most people call it grave robbing... I prefer to call it crypto-currency

Currency Exchange Jokes

Here is a list of funny currency exchange jokes and even better currency exchange puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • An Iranian goes to exchange some currency He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.
    "Now, or... now?"
  • If I had a dollar for every time I got confused by international currency exchange... I wouldn't know if it was USD, CAD, NZD, AUD, or any other currency going by the term "dollar"

Crypto Currency Jokes

Here is a list of funny crypto currency jokes and even better crypto currency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Where to find most dumb and impatient people? Telegram group of crypto currencies.
  • Why did the blood sell his bitcoin stock? Because it was a form of crypto currency.
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Currency joke, Why did the blood sell his bitcoin stock?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about currency can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of currency puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Uproarious Currency Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about currency you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean capital jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make currency prank.

fluctuations

This asian lady goes to a bank to exchange her currency into dollars. For 1000 yuans she gets about 160$.
A week later she walks in with a thousand more and this time she only gets 150.
Confused, she asks the teller " Why 10$ less this time?"
Teller says "fluctuations"
She turns to leave and says " Fluc you americans too..."

Currency caper

A Japanese man visits Australia.
On the way in he converts his 4000 yen to $100.
A couple of weeks later, he is returning home and converts his last $100, but this time only receives 2000 yen.
"what's up with this?", he enquires, "why is the conversion rate half what it was when I came here?"
"fluctuations." replies the exchange kiosk operator.
"yeah? well fluck you too, white man."

There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency

A penne for their thoughts.

Our official currency should become bubblegum...

That way it can be inflated and deflated at will!

An Asian guy walks into

An Asian guy walks into the New York City currency exchange with 2000 yen and walks out with $72. Next week he walks in with 2000 yen and gets $66. He asks the lady why he gets less money this week than last week. The lady says "Fluctuations". The Asian guy storms out, and just before slamming the
door, turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating...

...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia.

A Japanese man walks into a currency exchange

A Japanese man walks into a currency exchange with 4000 yen to exchange and receives $40.
A week later, he walks into the currency exchange again with 4000 yen, but this time only receives $30. He asks the teller why he received less money this time.
"Fluctuations," the teller says.
Furious, the Japanese man storms out of the exchange, but before slamming the door, turns around and shouts "Fluc you Amelicans too!"

This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency. After receiving his Money he asks, "How come I came in here with same amount of Money as yesterday but today I get less Yuans in return?"

The banker says, "Fluctuations."
The Chinese guy replies, "Fluck you Blitish too."

When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called?

Doesn't matter, you won't be able to pry it out of the cheap b**...' hands anyway.

A student asks another student, "How many zeroes does your salary have?"

He responds "One"
"In which currency?"
"Any :("

Im excited to have Tubman on the twenty

So we can use black people as currency again

A Japanese man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.

The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week.
The teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Japanese man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it.

Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds.

If I Had a [currency] For Every [action],

I would do more of [action].

George's son

George goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.
The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to
the boy, and the father replies: "Euro."
The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency.
Says George: "What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank."

In fallout, why are caps used as currency?

Because america is a CAPitalist country.

Zimbabwe's currency is so devalued...

That rapper "50 cent" is known as "40 billion dollar"

A Japanese man walks into a currency exchange.

He gives the teller $100 CAD And receives $150 ¥ back.
He returns the following week to do the same thing. He gives the teller $100 CAD and receives $140 ¥.
He asks "I was in here last week, why am I not getting the same amount back?"
Teller replies, "Well, fluctuations."
The Japanese man says, "Oh yeah? Well fluck you white guys too"

If Europe uses Euros as currency...

then Africa should use Afros as currency.

Did you hear of the American who robbed a bank in Latvia?

Turns out potatoes aren't a valid currency in the US.

Exchange rate

I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank. Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'. The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.

I went to pay the Cashier at the Grocery store

Cashier "That will be $18.35"
Me: Hands her a $50 bill
Cashier "Sorry sir, We cant accept that because we had too many problems with counterfeit currency. Do you have anything smaller?"
Me " I fully understand, Here you go.."
*Politely hands her a crisp $25 bill*

Germany and the Czech Republic have left the EU to form their own fully integrated economy.

Their currency is called the ✓

I think that we should officially change our currency to balloons.

You could much more easily control inflation.

What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's p**... o' Gold?

Crypt o' Currency.

The police arrested me for paying for s**... with a child.

Apparently they aren't legal currency.

A Korean man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 200,000 Korean won and walked out with $200...

The following week, he walked in with another 200,000 Korean won, and was handed $185. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said , "Three syllables bro: Fluc-tu-ations." The Korean man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"

Nerds buy Bitcoin currency because it reminds them of their girlfriend

Completely virtual.

A boy asked his bitcoin trading father

...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
Dad: $9.45? What do you need $10.11 for?

Currency Fluctuations

An Asian man comes to the US to do business and converts 110 million Yen into 1 million dollars. On his next trip, he returns to the bank to do the same, but only receives $990,000 in return.
He asks the teller, "Why did I receive less this time?"
The teller responds with a shrug, "Fluctuations"
The man gets very angry and storms out, stopping at the door to shout back, "Fluc your Americans too!"

Currency trading

I used to trade currency. this asian guy came in and wanted to exchange 10,000yen - I gave him $120.
a week later he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $105.
a week after that he came in with another 10,000yen - I gave him $135.
the guy said to me in an annoyed voice " why one week $120, then $105, then $135! - why the difference?!!?"
I says to him "fluctuations"
He responds "fluck you white people"

Why didn't George Washington want his portrait on US currency?

Because he didn't want to be drawn and "quartered."

What is the accepted currency in Australia?

Outbucks.

Every single currency in this world is just an illusion, a social construct

but Brazil's real.

I have a job at the mint making paper currency.

That's right, my job isn't making cents.

Did anyone hear about that country who started using balloons as currency?

They ended up with a massive inflation problem.

An Asian walks into a currency exchange and get $100 back for his exchange

Next day he goes there again and for the same amount of money he receives $94 this time.
He asks the teller "why $6 less today compared to yesterday"
The teller say "fluctuations"
The Asian man get up angrily and storms out slamming the door, turns around and shouts "fluc you Americans too!"

I sold my cabin out in the mountains to Sasquautch.

He paid me in cryptid currency.

Street gangs of southern LA have started decapitating each other and using the body parts to trade for goods...

The most valuable of which is the Crip toe currency.

What does sasquatch use for money?

Cryptid-currencies.
(Yeah I know it s**...)

I don't know why they call it the s**... trade

They won't take my baseball cards as currency.

Countries around the world are having a competition to find out which currency is the best

Brazilian trying to keep it real, Russian is in ruble, and South Korean won.

TIL Vietnam's national currency is the d**....

I mean I've heard of s**... costing an arm and a leg but that just seems cruel.

Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas?

They're considered legal tender

I was out on the west coast, trying to sell some guns to a street gang.

The gang member handed me a bag of severed toes with tiny $'s and tiny blue bandanas tied to them. I said "What's this?! No cash?!" He said it was the latest trend "Crip Toe Currency".
After a few months I wanted to buy a stolen sports car, but had no cash. My friend worked at a morgue so he got me a bag of severed toes and I drew $'s on them and tied tiny red bananas to them. I went to that gang member and tried to pay for the car and he said...
"Sorry. I don't want your Blood Money."

Due to recent changes, 50 cent has changed his citizenship to the UK.

After experiencing weight gain, he is being converted to UK currency and will now be known as "50 pounds".

Thailand was having troubles trading with China.

China refused to accept Thailand's official currency, (the Baht) but the Thais noticed that China had no problem trading in South Korean Won.
So they made a plan to buy 3.2 trillion Won from Korea and use it as an official currency for international trade exchanges.
Unfortunately, it turns out that China will not recognize Thai Won.

So who's winning?

Two men talking at the bar:
\- So, whats new?
\- NATO is at war with Russia
\- Oh, so how it's going?
\- Russia lost couple thousands of their soldiers including their elite squads, over hundred helicopters and planes, couple hundreds of armored vehicles and tanks, three vessels, capability to exchange currency, Ikea, McDonald's and it's possible their whole country will go bankrupt in couple of weeks.
\- And how's NATO doing?
\- NATO didn't entered the war yet

Did you hear about the country that tried to use fresh fruit as currency?

They ran into problems when everyone's money started to get moldy. Last I heard, they're looking into using non-fungible tokens now.

Thailand and China could not agree on trade relations,

China would not accept the official Thai Baht currency, but Thailand saw that China would readily accept South Korean Won with no problems.
Thailand decided they would try to get around the issue by purchasing a large amount of Korean *Won* to use for international trading,
But China still would not recognize Thai *Won* as legitimate.

What currency do processes use to bribe the processor?

They use cache

If Bitcoin eventually goes under…

Will it go to the Crypt O' Currency?

What do they call the currency in Kazakhstan?

The Almaty dollar

Currency joke, What do they call the currency in Kazakhstan?

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