Currant Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli?

He was pulled under by a strong currant

A grape is kidnapped and dies of dehydration

At the funeral, the wife of the grape asks if the policegrape has any leads, to which he responds.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't comment on currant investigations"

being an old man I only remember one joke from my childhood and here it is. I hope that you enjoy it

why did the baker get an electric shock

he stood on a currant bun

ha ha

anyway this is the only joke I remember from when me and my friends were sprogs back in the day with no internet or anything like that

thanks

Rog. H

Did you see the new method invented to dry berries?

I thought I'd keep everyone updated on currant events.

I was visiting a jam factory the other day,

They asked me if I had heard of any of the new techniques being used to grow berries. I told them that I wasn't up to date on my currant events.

Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas

I can't believe the currant exchange rate.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

I've got 40 raisins in my savings account

...oh no wait, that's my currant account.

D'ya hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli?

A currant pulled him under.

I just fixed somebody's Blackberry

Now all of his emails are currant.

Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli

He got pulled under by a strong currant

Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week?

He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg.

A man drowned in his cereal...

...he was pulled in by a strong currant!

Did you hear about the guy who nearly drowned in a bowl of muesli?

He was saved by a strong currant.

Did you hear about the chef that got electrocuted?

He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.


What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A currant.

Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife?

No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli ..

He was pulled under by a strong currant.

How did the man drown in a bowl of muesli?

A strong currant pulled him in.

I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz?

What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz?


Currant affairs.

How did the man drown in his bowl of museli?

A strong currant pulled him in.

Man drowned in Muesli

Got pulled in by a strong currant

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