Currant Jokes

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Funniest Currant Short Jokes

Short currant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The currant humour may include short cranberry jokes also.

1. Twice a year there is a newsletter released about dried fruit. On those dates it is raisin awareness of currant events.
2. Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli? He was pulled under by a strong currant
3. Did you see the new method invented to dry berries? I thought I'd keep everyone updated on currant events.
4. I was visiting a jam factory the other day, They asked me if I had heard of any of the new techniques being used to grow berries. I told them that I wasn't up to date on my currant events.
5. Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
6. My dad drowned while at work in a vat of cake mix I know it sounds unlikely but there were some very strong currants
7. Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week? He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg.
8. My fruit salad is now all currants. I updated the recipe when I realized I was out of dates.
9. I think the 6" tall currant bushes I bought today were mislabeled. They're really more "future bushes," when you think about it.
10. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
    What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?
    A currant.

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Currant One Liners

Which currant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with currant? I can suggest the ones about raisin and blueberry.

1. I almost drowned in my muesli this morning The currants were too strong for me
2. What's an electrician's favourite fruit? Currants!
3. Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery? Currant Affairs
4. I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account.
5. D'ya hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli? A currant pulled him under.
6. I just fixed somebody's Blackberry Now all of his emails are currant.
7. A man drowned in his cereal... ...he was pulled in by a strong currant!
8. Why did the boy drown in his bowl of cereal? He was dragged in by the currants.
9. How did the man drown in a bowl of muesli? A strong currant pulled him in.
10. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli .. He was pulled under by a strong currant.
11. Why are raisins so unfaithful? They're always having currant affairs
12. My mate sadly drowned in a bowl of museli..... He was pulled in by a strong currant!!
13. Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake? Because it's the currant year.
14. Man drowned in Muesli Got pulled in by a strong currant
15. What do you call a spider with no legs..... ..a currant.

Amusing & Witty Currant Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about currant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean berry jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make currant pranks.