Currant Jokes

Following is our collection of biscuit puns and gravy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Currant jokes for adults, dirty kneady jokes and clean spilt dad gags for kids.

The Best Currant Puns

Three of a kind

Coral turns white when it gets stressed. What could coral be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Eletrical engineers make mistakes when they get stressed. What could an eletrical engineer be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Berry farmers are seeing a drop in productivity due to stress. What could Berry farmers be stressed about you ask? Currant events.

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of Muesli?

He was pulled under by a strong currant

A grape is kidnapped and dies of dehydration

At the funeral, the wife of the grape asks if the policegrape has any leads, to which he responds.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't comment on currant investigations"

being an old man I only remember one joke from my childhood and here it is. I hope that you enjoy it

why did the baker get an electric shock

he stood on a currant bun

ha ha

anyway this is the only joke I remember from when me and my friends were sprogs back in the day with no internet or anything like that

thanks

Rog. H

Did you see the new method invented to dry berries?

I thought I'd keep everyone updated on currant events.


I was visiting a jam factory the other day,

They asked me if I had heard of any of the new techniques being used to grow berries. I told them that I wasn't up to date on my currant events.

Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas

I can't believe the currant exchange rate.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

I've got 40 raisins in my savings account

...oh no wait, that's my currant account.

D'ya hear about the guy that drowned in a bowl of muesli?

A currant pulled him under.

I just fixed somebody's Blackberry

Now all of his emails are currant.


Did you hear about the baker who got electrocuted last week?

He stood on a bun and a currant shot up his leg.

A man drowned in his cereal...

...he was pulled in by a strong currant!

I think the 6" tall currant bushes I bought today were mislabeled.

They're really more "future bushes," when you think about it.

How did the man drown in a bowl of muesli?

A strong currant pulled him in.

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli ..

He was pulled under by a strong currant.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.


What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?

A currant.

Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife?

No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs.

PSA: Always be careful around muesli.

My friend drowned in muesli once.

He was pulled in by a strong currant.


I went to the supermarket the other day and traded 100 raisins for a handful of grapes. Can't believe the currant exchange rates

Wait, you didn't hear about the terrorist attack on the Dried Fruits and Nuts convention?

I guess you don't follow currant events.

What happened to the man who drowned in a vat of cake mix?

He got pulled under by a currant.

I don't know whether the raisin or sultana came first

I'm not interested in currant affairs.

Tonight's top story: A secret look into the sex lives of unfaithful raisins

Stay tuned for tonight's currant affairs.

I just went to the post office and got 54 raisins for 30 sultanas!

I can't believe the currant exchange rate!

Why are raisins so unfaithful?

They're always having currant affairs

My mate sadly drowned in a bowl of museli.....

He was pulled in by a strong currant!!

Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.

Man drowned in Muesli

Got pulled in by a strong currant

I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz?

What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz?


Currant affairs.

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