The Best 32 Curly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Curly jokes. There are some curly bangs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these curly curly hair puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Curly Jokes and Puns

A blonde goes into a library.

She walks up to the head librarian's desk and says, "Hi! I'd like a cheeseburger, a small order of curly fries, and a medium-sized Coke, please."

The librarian stares at her. "Miss, do you realize that this is a library?"

"Oh!" says the blonde. She lowers her voice to a whisper. "*I'd like a cheeseburger, a small order of curly fries...*"

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. There is a small menu on the bar, so he picks it up and reads:

"Cheese sandwich: $2.50
Handjob: $5"

A gorgeous woman is the bartender, and she comes over to get the guys order. He asks her "are you the one who gives the handjobs?" The leggy blonde flips back her curly hair and silkily says with a wink and seductive smile "why yes, I am."

"Well wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."

A couple has 4 sons

The first three were tall with straight brown hair and brown eyes, but their youngest son was short with curly blond hair and blue eyes. When the husband was on his deathbed, he called his wife over and asked, "Is that 4th son mine?"
His wife said, "I swear, on all things holy, that child is yours."
The husband died a few moments later. She said to herself, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Why are pubic hairs curly?

Because, if they were straight, you would poke your eye out.

Photo Album

A young boy was looking through
the family album and asked his
mother, "Is this you on the beach?

Mother says "Yes, it is"

Son asks "Who's this guy with you with all the

muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that old bald-headed
fat man who lives with us now?"

I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday

We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger

What is 8ft tall,lives in the woods and has a curly tail...

Pigfoot

My 7 year old told me this and thought I would share

Curly joke, What is 8ft tall,lives in the woods and has a curly tail...

Why did God make pubes curly?

To reduce the risk of eye injuries

Why are pubic hairs curly?

So they don't poke you in the eye.

A young boy was looking through some old family fotos...

...and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"

"That's your father."

"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"

A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police...

A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police. They ask her for a description, and she says, He's six feet, three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair.

Her friend says, What are you talking about? Your husband is five-feet-four, bald, and has a huge belly.

And she says, Who wants that one back?

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Curly hairs

I was a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa .

Did you hear about the guy who had a problem with his curly hair?

He decided to finally straighten things out

Sweetheart, you remind me the sea.

>Why? is it because of my beautiful blue eyes reminding you the ocean's water?

No

>I know, it's because of my curly hair, reminds you the waves.

Not really.

>So it's my perfume? reminds you that fresh air near the beach?

Nope.

>So what is it then?

You make me sick.

The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!

He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia."
"Oh yeah, why?"
"Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"

Why is pubic hair curly?

So it doesn't poke your eyes.

Curly joke, Why is pubic hair curly?

How does Curly Howard respond when asked if he wants Chinese food for dinner?

Why Soy-tainly!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men...

Moe, Larry and Curly

Why did Larry and Curly apply for security clearance?

Because they were going to Gitmo

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police . . .

They ask her for a description and she says "He's six feet, three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair."

Her friend says, "What are you talking about? Your husband is five-foot-four, bald and overweight."

And she says "Who wants that one back?"

The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple

Alternate for Larry: Larchy

Where do women have short curly black hair?

Fiji

I told my friend that his curly brown hair closely resembles wool.

He looked sheepish.

Curly joke, I told my friend that his curly brown hair closely resembles wool.

At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair?

Namibia... but i like the way you think ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

What's the difference between curly fries and haters?

There is no difference. They're both not straight.

Where do women have short black curly hair?

Africa

What's Pink, has a big appetite, and squeaks

Kirby. You were expecting a pig, but I didn't mention a snout , ears, or a curly pink tail.

Where do women have tight black curly hair?

Fiji

Indian guy complains

I have lived 20 years in America but I still don't understand this:

I have a friend who is almost 2 meters tall - and they call him "Shorty".

Then I have a friend who has no hair at all - and they call him "Curly".

Me, I have never been with a woman - and they call me the 'Fucking Indian'

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