Curling Sport Jokes

5 curling sport jokes and hilarious curling sport puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about curling sport that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Curling Sport Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

My favorite winter Olympic sport is women's curling...

Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.

The only sport a womens team can beat a mens team in, is curling.

They have a huge advantage when it comes to sweeping.

A dying Scottish man is meeting his lawyer at a local tavern to talk about his will.

After a few rounds of whiskey, the Scot admits that he doesn't want to leave his hard-earned fortune to his good-for-nothing, lazy son. But he feels like he had no other choice. He has no other family and no friends.
The lawyer says he could write a clause that would force the son to do something before getting his inheritance, like take up a sport, go back to school or get a job.
Would this really work? asks the Scot.
You bet, replies the lawyer as he downs a shot of whiskey. It'll be strong enough to make your heir curl.

I just saw a guy bicep curling.

It's the weirdest ice sport I've ever seen.

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