curling Jokes

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

You take away their brooms.

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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My bacon kept curling in the frying pan

so I took away their little brooms and rocks.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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My favorite winter Olympic sport is women's curling...

Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

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TIL that curling used to be coed...

But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.

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How do you stop sausages from curling in the pan?

You take away their little brooms.

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I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny.

I said, "What's up, punk?"

"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

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A sailor is discharged from the Navy...

...and he's so happy to see his girlfriend, and so horny, that he hustles her behind a building, lifts her skirt, and proceeds to give her a knee-trembler right there at the pier.

As they were driving home, the satisfied sailor says, "Wow, that was great. And I know you liked it too, I saw your toes curling."

She says, "Not really. You didn't give me time to take off my pantyhose!"

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How Do You Keep Canadian Bacon From Curling

You take away their little brooms

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Why does Jesus always go first when the disciples go Curling?

Because they let he who is without sin cast the first stone!

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toe curl

A virgin is finally getting his groove on with a willing young lady for the first time. Afterwards he's got a few questions about the experience and has to ask, What's the deal with your toes curling up every time I put my dick in you. Well she responded, you were so eager to get it on you didn't give me enough time to take my nylons off!!

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Olympic curling seems like the kind of game...

Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.

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My wife and I love curling up in a fuzzy blanket and nuzzling up with our cat this time of year, when the air is cold and dry...

Really makes the sparks fly!

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The only sport a womens team can beat a mens team in, is curling.

They have a huge advantage when it comes to sweeping.

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I used to clap at people when I would get into arguments but then my black co worker told me that that's cultural appropriation

So I changed my name to Darnell and started curling my hair

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Did you hear that the Russian curling team was caught doping?

The IOC wouldn't let them slide.

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The maple leafs are my favourite curling team

Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.

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How do hairstylists workout?

Curling irons

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What do you call curling into a ball on the toilet

The fecal position

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How long does it take to brew traditional Chinese tea produced through a process including withering the plant under strong sun and oxidation before curling and twisting?

tOolong.

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Why did her toes keep curling and uncurling during sex?

He didn't give her time to take off her panty hose.

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If you are having great toe curling sex...

Maybe you should let the wife up for a sec so she can take her nylons off.

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"I'd like to welcome all the athletes to the Olympic Games"

"I'd also like to welcome the curling teams"

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There's something about curling...

... that rubs me the wrong way.

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If I had a nickel for every time my wife forgot to unplug her curling iron

I still wouldn't have a house.

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People say Olympic Curling is for cowards...

...but I think you've got to have pretty big stones to play.

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How much time does it take to brew traditional Chinese tea produced through a process including withering the plant under strong sun and oxidation before curling and twisting?

Too long.

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I just saw a guy bicep curling.

It's the weirdest ice sport I've ever seen.

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