Curling Jokes

Funniest Curling Short Jokes

Short curling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The curling humour may include short curly jokes also.

1. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan? You take away their brooms.
2. How does the winter solstice keep warm at night? It curls up with a cozy cloud blanket and a cup of hot cocoa.
3. TIL that curling used to be coed... But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.
4. I have have developed cat-like reflexes. By which I mean an irresistible urge to curl up and nap on any freshly made bed.
5. Why does Jesus always go first when the disciples go Curling? Because they let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
6. I curled up crying when I got my rejection letter from the abortion clinic. They said they didn't need anyone in the fetal position.
7. What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron? A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
8. Mum has always said the linen looks much tidier if towels are folded in half before being curled up.. ..I guess that's just how she rolls.
9. Did you hear that the Russian curling team was caught doping? The IOC wouldn't let them slide.
10. Olympic curling seems like the kind of game... Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.

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Curling One Liners

Which curling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with curling? I can suggest the ones about curly hair and skating.

1. How do you get canadian bacon to stop curling in the pan? You take away the broom.
2. My bacon kept curling in the frying pan so I took away their little brooms and rocks.
3. How do hair stylists get in shape? Curling Iron.
4. How do you stop sausages from curling in the pan? You take away their little brooms.
5. Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side? So they can fit three in the pickup.
6. What do you call a Renaissance snack? A DaVincheese curl
7. Do you believe in love at first set?
   Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
8. Why couldn't the old aardvark parallel park? He just wanted to curl up and Pi.
9. I hate the product hair salons use for perms... The smell makes my hair curl.
10. What's the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard? Curl Up and Dye
11. What is a Cheez Doodle's favorite exercise? *Curl* ups!
12. What do hairdressers do? They curl up and dye.
13. Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
    A: Curls.
14. There's something about curling... ... that rubs me the wrong way.
15. I just saw a guy bicep curling. It's the weirdest ice sport I've ever seen.

Curling Sport Jokes

Here is a list of funny curling sport jokes and even better curling sport puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The only sport a womens team can beat a mens team in, is curling. They have a huge advantage when it comes to sweeping.

Curling Iron Jokes

Here is a list of funny curling iron jokes and even better curling iron puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If I had a nickel for every time my wife forgot to unplug her curling iron I still wouldn't have a house.

Olympic Curling Jokes

Here is a list of funny olympic curling jokes and even better olympic curling puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• "I'd like to welcome all the athletes to the Olympic Games" "I'd also like to welcome the curling teams"
• People say Olympic Curling is for cowards... ...but I think you've got to have pretty big stones to play.

Silly & Ridiculous Curling Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about curling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean knitting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make curling pranks.