You take away their brooms.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
so I took away their little brooms and rocks.
You take away its tiny brooms.
Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.
Curling Iron.
But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.
You take away their little brooms.
I said, "What's up, punk?"
"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
You take away their little brooms
Because they let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
So I changed my name to Darnell and started curling my hair
They have a huge advantage when it comes to sweeping.
Really makes the sparks fly!
The IOC wouldn't let them slide.
Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.
tOolong.
Maybe you should let the wife up for a sec so she can take her nylons off.
"I'd also like to welcome the curling teams"
Curling irons
He didn't give her time to take off her panty hose.
The fecal position
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