You take away their brooms.
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
so I took away their little brooms and rocks.
You take away its tiny brooms.
Because it's the one time every four years I can yell, sweep harder at a woman, and no one thinks it's because I'm a sexist pig.
Curling Iron.
But the decision was made to segregate because the committee felt the female members had an unfair advantage, being naturally better sweepers.
You take away their little brooms.
I said, "What's up, punk?"
"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
...and he's so happy to see his girlfriend, and so horny, that he hustles her behind a building, lifts her skirt, and proceeds to give her a knee-trembler right there at the pier.
As they were driving home, the satisfied sailor says, "Wow, that was great. And I know you liked it too, I saw your toes curling."
She says, "Not really. You didn't give me time to take off my pantyhose!"
You take away their little brooms
Because they let he who is without sin cast the first stone!
A virgin is finally getting his groove on with a willing young lady for the first time. Afterwards he's got a few questions about the experience and has to ask, What's the deal with your toes curling up every time I put my dick in you. Well she responded, you were so eager to get it on you didn't give me enough time to take my nylons off!!
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
Mr. Miyagi would have invented to trick Daniel into sweeping his floors.
Really makes the sparks fly!
They have a huge advantage when it comes to sweeping.
So I changed my name to Darnell and started curling my hair
The IOC wouldn't let them slide.
Always sliding down the ice bumping into the walls and never hitting the bullseye.
Curling irons
The fecal position
tOolong.
He didn't give her time to take off her panty hose.
Maybe you should let the wife up for a sec so she can take her nylons off.
"I'd also like to welcome the curling teams"
... that rubs me the wrong way.
I still wouldn't have a house.
...but I think you've got to have pretty big stones to play.
Too long.
It's the weirdest ice sport I've ever seen.
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