Curly Jokes
41 curly jokes and hilarious curly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about curly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes about the iconic curly hairdo! Whether it's a wurly, a curly head, or a bangs hairdo, blond or not, we've got the perfect jokes to make you laugh.
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Funniest Curly Short Jokes
Short curly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The curly humour may include short curling jokes also.
- I had a heated discussion with an art historian yesterday We disagreed on whether I ordered curly fries or mozzarella sticks with my burger
- What is 8ft tall,lives in the woods and has a curly tail... Pigfoot
My 7 year old told me this and thought I would share - Curly hairs I was a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa . - Did you hear about the guy who had a problem with his curly hair? He decided to finally straighten things out
- How does Curly Howard respond when asked if he wants Chinese food for dinner? Why Soy-tainly!
- What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
- Cur-phew! I told my suitcases that we're not going on holiday this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.
- At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- What's the difference between curly fries and haters? There is no difference. They're both not straight.
- How was Shirley Temple's kidnapper able to get so much ransom money from her father? He had him by the short and curlies.
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Curly One Liners
Which curly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with curly? I can suggest the ones about curves and wrinkly.
- My boss just told me that I'm doing the work of three men... Moe, Larry and Curly
- Why did Larry and Curly apply for security clearance? Because they were going to Gitmo
- Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa
- The Tree Stooges: Moehogany, Cherry, and Curly Maple Alternate for Larry: Larchy
- Where do women have short curly black hair? Fiji
- I told my friend that his curly brown hair closely resembles wool. He looked sheepish.
- Where do women have short black curly hair? Africa
- What was the first Capital of the toothless cur confederacy? Mutt-gummy
- Where do women have tight black curly hair? Fiji
- Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare. - Where have womans curly and black hair?
- where do people have curly hair? in africa.
- Why are p**... hairs curly? Because, if they were straight, you would poke your eye out.
- Why did God make p**... curly? To reduce the risk of eye injuries
- Why are p**... hairs curly? So they don't poke you in the eye.
Curly Hair Jokes
Here is a list of funny curly hair jokes and even better curly hair puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why is p**... hair curly? So it doesn't poke your eyes.
- Why did God make p**... hair curly? So we don't poke our eyes out.
- Q: Why are p**... hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
Cheeky Curly Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about curly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean long haired jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make curly pranks.
A blonde goes into a library.
She walks up to the head librarian's desk and says, "Hi! I'd like a cheeseburger, a small order of curly fries, and a medium-sized Coke, please."
The librarian stares at her. "Miss, do you realize that this is a library?"
"Oh!" says the blonde. She lowers her voice to a whisper. "*I'd like a cheeseburger, a small order of curly fries...*"
A guy walks into a bar and sits down. There is a small menu on the bar, so he picks it up and reads:
"Cheese sandwich: $2.50
h**...: $5"
A gorgeous woman is the bartender, and she comes over to get the guys order. He asks her "are you the one who gives the h**...?" The leggy blonde flips back her curly hair and silkily says with a wink and seductive smile "why yes, I am."
"Well wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich."
A couple has 4 sons
The first three were tall with straight brown hair and brown eyes, but their youngest son was short with curly blond hair and blue eyes. When the husband was on his deathbed, he called his wife over and asked, "Is that 4th son mine?"
His wife said, "I swear, on all things holy, that child is yours."
The husband died a few moments later. She said to herself, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
Photo Album
A young boy was looking through
the family album and asked his
mother, "Is this you on the beach?
Mother says "Yes, it is"
Son asks "Who's this guy with you with all the
muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that old bald-headed
fat man who lives with us now?"
A young boy was looking through some old family fotos...
...and asked his mother, "Who is the guy on the beach with you with all the muscles and curly hair?"
"That's your father."
"Then who's that man who lives with us now?"
A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police...
A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police. They ask her for a description, and she says, He's six feet, three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair.
Her friend says, What are you talking about? Your husband is five-feet-four, bald, and has a huge belly.
And she says, Who wants that one back?
Sweetheart, you remind me the sea.
>Why? is it because of my beautiful blue eyes reminding you the ocean's water?
No
>I know, it's because of my curly hair, reminds you the waves.
Not really.
>So it's my perfume? reminds you that fresh air near the beach?
Nope.
>So what is it then?
You make me sick.
The Three Stooges are spending the night in a haunted house... and get up to their usual eye-poking, nyuk-nyuking, slapstick shenanigans. In the middle of the pie fight, a poltergeist appears. Curly throws a cream pie and it turns around in midair and smacks him right in the face!
He turns to Moe and says, "Hey, I think that ghost must have been from Australia."
"Oh yeah, why?"
"Because it just threw a Boo-Meringue at me!"
A woman reports her husband's disappearance to the police . . .
They ask her for a description and she says "He's six feet, three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair."
Her friend says, "What are you talking about? Your husband is five-foot-four, bald and overweight."
And she says "Who wants that one back?"
