Curl Jokes

Following is our collection of kinky puns and ponytail one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Curl jokes for adults, dirty footsie jokes and clean trim dad gags for kids.

The Best Curl Puns

I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny.

I said, "What's up, punk?"

"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Curly hairs

I was a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa .

I curled up crying when I got my rejection letter from the abortion clinic.

They said they didn't need anyone in the fetal position.

I've Studied Various Religions

And here's what I found:

* Christianity was too cross.

* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.

* Buddhism kept repeating itself.

* Hinduism made me have a cow.

* and Judaism made my hair curl.

Battery life on a phone is like age

The closer it is to 100 the more likely you are to curl up in bed


What's the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

Curl Up and Dye

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

Sometimes I come up with a punchline so terrible...

...so contrived and unfunny, that a mob forms around me brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.

It happens frequently enough that I've devised a getaway technique for just this type of occasion...I run to the top of the nearest hill, curl up in a ball and throw myself down the other side at a high enough speed to make good my escape. It's unorthodox, I know, but it's just how I roll...

How do you eat a thesaurus?

You curl the pages up into synonym rolls.

Why couldn't the old aardvark parallel park?

He just wanted to curl up and Pi.

I hate the product hair salons use for perms...

The smell makes my hair curl.


What is a Cheez Doodle's favorite exercise?

*Curl* ups!

How do you make a granny's toes curl?

F**k her with her tights on

I wanted to learn to speak Elvish but I got the wrong book.

I can't speak like the Elves from Lord of the Rings but I can curl my lip and order a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich like a champ!

What's Curley from *Of Mice and Men's* least favorite rap song?

*No Vaseline* - Ice Cube

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do hairdressers do?

They curl up and dye.

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