The Best 17 Curl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Curl jokes. There are some curl ponytail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these curl trim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Curl Jokes and Puns

I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny.

I said, "What's up, punk?"

"Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Curly hairs

I was a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point.
The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
Apparently, it's Africa .

I curled up crying when I got my rejection letter from the abortion clinic.

They said they didn't need anyone in the fetal position.

Curl joke, I curled up crying when I got my rejection letter from the abortion clinic.

I've Studied Various Religions

And here's what I found:

* Christianity was too cross.

* Islam kept dropping bombs on me.

* Buddhism kept repeating itself.

* Hinduism made me have a cow.

* and Judaism made my hair curl.

Why couldn't the old aardvark parallel park?

He just wanted to curl up and Pi.


How do you eat a thesaurus?

You curl the pages up into synonym rolls.

Battery life on a phone is like age

The closer it is to 100 the more likely you are to curl up in bed

Curl joke, Battery life on a phone is like age

What's the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?

Curl Up and Dye

What do you call a Renaissance snack?

A DaVincheese curl

Sometimes I come up with a punchline so terrible...

...so contrived and unfunny, that a mob forms around me brandishing flaming torches and pitchforks.

It happens frequently enough that I've devised a getaway technique for just this type of occasion...I run to the top of the nearest hill, curl up in a ball and throw myself down the other side at a high enough speed to make good my escape. It's unorthodox, I know, but it's just how I roll...

I hate the product hair salons use for perms...

The smell makes my hair curl.

You can explore curl kinky reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean curl footsie dad jokes. There are also curl puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is a Cheez Doodle's favorite exercise?

*Curl* ups!

I wanted to learn to speak Elvish but I got the wrong book.

I can't speak like the Elves from Lord of the Rings but I can curl my lip and order a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich like a champ!

What do hairdressers do?

They curl up and dye.

What's Curley from *Of Mice and Men's* least favorite rap song?

*No Vaseline* - Ice Cube

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Curl joke, Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

How do you make a granny's toes curl?

F**k her with her tights on

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the curl psoriasis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working curl dye piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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