Curiosi Jokes

Following is our collection of inquisitively puns and nasa one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Curiosi jokes for adults, dirty fascination jokes and clean place dad gags for kids.

The Best Curiosi Puns

Curiosity killed the cat...

NASA sincerely apologizes...

Curiosity killed the...

...white people in horror movies.

They say curiosity killed the cat,

but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place

Curiosity

I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven..Seven..Seven." This continued as I walked along the wooden fence and I found myself looking for a gap to see what was going on. About 100m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it. I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. "Eight..eight..eight."

Curiosity killed the.....

Martian race


Curiosity killed the cat.

NASA apologized profusely.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES?

Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

Curiosity actually killed my cat.

Worst stripper ever.

Curiosity just found organic molecules preserved in rock on Mars.

Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.

It's not curiosity that killed the cat

... it was procatstination

Curiosity killed my cat.

But now I know what they're made of.


Curiosity killed the cat.

Well, that and my microwave.

Curiosity might have killed the cat

But is it really a fair punishment to send it to live out the rest of its days alone on mars?

I have a curiosity question.

How's the red planet?

Never underestimate the power of curiosi-

-titty.

Curiosity killed the cat

And if that's not bad enough, my daughter's crying is so loud I can't think of a new name for the lawnmower!

Curiosity killed the cat

And nobody believed me when I told them that little robot was evil.

Curiosity has killed my cat....

At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in...

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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