Curios Jokes
20 curios jokes and hilarious curios puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about curios that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Curios Short Jokes
Short curios jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The curios humour may include short curious jokes also.
- My friend just told me, Going to antique stores is gay. I said, No. It makes you buy curios.
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Curios One Liners
Which curios one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with curios? I can suggest the ones about feeling curious and intrigued.
- shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios.
Happy Curios Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about curios you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean quizzically jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make curios pranks.
Curiosity killed the cat...
NASA sincerely apologizes...
Curiosity killed the...
...white people in horror movies.
They say curiosity killed the cat,
but what I want to know is how the cat got to mars in the first place
Curiosity
I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven..Seven..Seven." This continued as I walked along the wooden fence and I found myself looking for a gap to see what was going on. About 100m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it. I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. "Eight..eight..eight."
Curiosity killed Schrodinger's cat...
Or did it?
Curiosity killed the.....
Martian race
Curiosity killed the cat.
NASA apologized profusely.
Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES?
Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.
Curiosity killed the cat
One day I was walking by a tall fence. On the other side I could hear a group of people chanting, "12! 12! 12! 12!" Confused, I tried to jump up and see over the fence, to see what's going on but the fence was too tall. A little further up, I saw a small hole in the fence. I walked up to it and peeked through. As soon as I looked, I was poked in the eye by a stick. They all started chanting, "13! 13! 13! 13!"
Curiosity actually killed my cat.
Worst stripper ever.
Curiosity just found organic molecules preserved in rock on Mars.
Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.
It's not curiosity that killed the cat
... it was procatstination
Curiosity killed my cat.
But now I know what they're made of.
Curiosity killed the cat.
Well, that and my microwave.
I have a curiosity question.
How's the red planet?
Curiosity might have killed the cat
But is it really a fair punishment to send it to live out the rest of its days alone on mars?
Curiosity killed the cat
And if that's not bad enough, my daughter's crying is so loud I can't think of a new name for the lawnmower!