The Best 20 Curios Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Curios jokes. There are some curios bookcase jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these curios foxes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Curios Jokes and Puns

Curiosity killed the cat...

NASA sincerely apologizes...

Curiosity killed the...

...white people in horror movies.

Shopping for antiques won't make you gay...

...but it will make you buy curios.

Curios joke, Shopping for antiques won't make you gay...

They say curiosity killed the cat,

but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place


I walk past a mental Asylum every day and yesterday as I neared I could hear them chanting "Seven..Seven..Seven." This continued as I walked along the wooden fence and I found myself looking for a gap to see what was going on. About 100m down the fence i spotted a hole where the knot had fallen out and hurried towards it. I jammed my eye up to the hole, rather excited to see the ruckus and a finger sprung out and jabbed me in th eye. "Eight..eight..eight."

My friend just told me, Going to antique stores is gay.

I said, No. It makes you buy curios.

Curiosity killed the.....

Martian race

Curios joke, Curiosity killed the.....

Curiosity killed the cat.

NASA apologized profusely.

Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES?

Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

Curiosity killed the cat

One day I was walking by a tall fence. On the other side I could hear a group of people chanting, "12! 12! 12! 12!" Confused, I tried to jump up and see over the fence, to see what's going on but the fence was too tall. A little further up, I saw a small hole in the fence. I walked up to it and peeked through. As soon as I looked, I was poked in the eye by a stick. They all started chanting, "13! 13! 13! 13!"

Curiosity actually killed my cat.

Worst stripper ever.

You can explore curios mast reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean curios antique dad jokes. There are also curios puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Curiosity just found organic molecules preserved in rock on Mars.

Big deal, if you go to my room right now you can find organic molecules preserved in a sock.

It's not curiosity that killed the cat

... it was procatstination

Curiosity killed my cat.

But now I know what they're made of.

Curiosity killed the cat.

Well, that and my microwave.

I have a curiosity question.

How's the red planet?

Curiosity might have killed the cat

But is it really a fair punishment to send it to live out the rest of its days alone on mars?

Curiosity killed the cat

And if that's not bad enough, my daughter's crying is so loud I can't think of a new name for the lawnmower!

Curiosity killed the cat

And nobody believed me when I told them that little robot was evil.

Curiosity has killed my cat....

At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the curios dressers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working curios danny piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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