Curie Jokes

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The Best Curie Puns

Wait, what do you mean Madame Curie is dead?

Because the last time I saw her, she was positively glowing!

Why Marie Curie won two Nobel Prizes?

Because she was very rad.

Little known fact: after their supposed death, Pierre and Marie Curie went on to become successful underwater assassins using a certain heavy metal.

Hundreds of people died of mer-Curie poisoning.

Do you want to add some salt, asked the husband.

Na... replied Marie Curie.

What killed Marie Curie?


Marie Curie died of exposure to the elements.

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