Curds Jokes

Following is our collection of cheese puns and feta one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Curds jokes for adults, dirty clog jokes and clean whey dad gags for kids.

The Best Curds Puns

What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common?

They both have curds in their whey.

What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)

***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.

Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?

There were curds in their whey.

Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin?

It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Why did the cheese clog the toilet?

Because it filled it up with curds!

What happened to Little Miss Muffet in front of the raucous 60,000 man crowd?

She dropped her curds and WHEY!

What do ISIL and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

Both have curds in their whey.

-Credit goes to my professor

Someone once asked me if I know which deity goes best with curds...

I responded, "yah, whey."

Why didn't the curds separate?

They were too set in their wheys.

What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds?


Turkey has just banned cheese...

It seems they have issues with the curds.

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