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30 curds jokes and hilarious curds puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about curds that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your friends laugh with these cheesy curd jokes. From puns about muenster cheese and cheese curds to jokes about sardines, we've got you covered for laughs. Whether you're looking for a pun or a one-liner, these jokes will have you cackling like a wheel of brie.

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Funniest Curds Short Jokes

Short curds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The curds humour may include short custard jokes also.

  1. I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese" But it's just a curd to me
  2. What do Little Miss Moffat and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both have curds in their whey.
  3. My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning. It's just his daily poutine.
  4. I was having lunch a few minutes ago and I realized tofu is overrated. It's just a curd to me.
  5. What did the Mandalorian say when his milk curdled and he strained out the curds? This is the whey.
  6. As I was having lunch a few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated. It's just a curd to me.
  7. Two dairy farmers are in a bar talking shop. Dairy farmer 1: I've discovered a method of making cheese that results in 100% curds.
    Dairy farmer 2: no whey!
  8. Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin? It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.
  9. What happened to Little Miss Muffet in front of the raucous 60,000 man crowd? She dropped her curds and WHEY!
  10. What do ISIL and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both have curds in their whey.
    -Credit goes to my professor

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Curds One Liners

Which curds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with curds? I can suggest the ones about cows and cottage cheese.

  1. I've only now realized tofu is overrated It's just a curd to me.
  2. I've just realised why I don't like tofu It's literally just a curd to me
  3. I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated- It's just a curd to me.
  4. Why wouldn't the cheese go in the fridge? The curds were in the whey.
  5. Tofu is really overrated It's just a curd to me.
  6. Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria? There were curds in their whey.
  7. I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest. But there was no whey.
  8. What's the most annoying thing about making cheese? The curds get in the whey!
  9. Why did the cheese clog the toilet? Because it filled it up with curds!
  10. Why didn't the curds separate? They were too set in their wheys.
  11. Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd.
  12. Turkey has just banned cheese... It seems they have issues with the curds.
  13. Don't make me drop my bean curd... ... or I'll lose my tempeh.
  14. What did the Middle-Eastern farmer say to the talking cow? Udder a curd and ice cream
  15. Why did the curds separate from the whey? Because the whey was Turkish.

Cheese Curds Jokes

Here is a list of funny cheese curds jokes and even better cheese curds puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My wife gets mad at me when I finish off the cottage cheese Every time we argue about it, she says to me
    Why do you always have to have the last curd?
  • What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds? Poutine
  • A lumberjack has s**... with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company *I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*
Curds joke, A lumberjack has s**... with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ru

Cheerful Fun Curds Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about curds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cows udder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make curds pranks.

What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common?

They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.)
***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version.

Curds joke, What do ISIL and Little Miss Muffet have in common?