Curds Jokes

Funniest Curds Short Jokes

Short curds jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The curds humour may include short custard jokes also.

1. I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese" But it's just a curd to me
2. My Canadian friend eats a bowl of fries, cheese curds and brown gravy every single morning. It's just his daily poutine.
3. Two dairy farmers are in a bar talking shop. Dairy farmer 1: I've discovered a method of making cheese that results in 100% curds.
   Dairy farmer 2: no whey!
4. Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin? It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.
5. What happened to Little Miss Muffet in front of the raucous 60,000 man crowd? She dropped her curds and WHEY!
6. What do ISIL and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both have curds in their whey.
   -Credit goes to my professor
7. Someone once asked me if I know which deity goes best with curds... I responded, "yah, whey."
8. My wife gets mad at me when I finish off the cottage cheese Every time we argue about it, she says to me
   Why do you always have to have the last curd?
9. What do you get when you mix a Russian President, potato chips, gravy and cheese curds? Poutine
10. How do you know Little Miss Muffet was a bodybuilder? She was always eating her curds and whey.

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Curds One Liners

Which curds one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with curds? I can suggest the ones about cows and cottage cheese.

1. I've only now realized tofu is overrated It's just a curd to me.
2. Why wouldn't the cheese go in the fridge? The curds were in the whey.
3. Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria? There were curds in their whey.
4. I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest. But there was no whey.
5. What's the most annoying thing about making cheese? The curds get in the whey!
6. Why did the cheese clog the toilet? Because it filled it up with curds!
7. Why didn't the curds separate? They were too set in their wheys.
8. Can strawberry jam? No, but lemon curd.
9. Turkey has just banned cheese... It seems they have issues with the curds.
10. Don't make me drop my bean curd... ... or I'll lose my tempeh.
11. What did the Middle-Eastern farmer say to the talking cow? Udder a curd and ice cream
12. Why did the curds separate from the whey? Because the whey was Turkish.

Cheerful Fun Curds Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about curds you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yoghurt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make curds pranks.