curd Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious curd puns

Sherlock and Dr Watson were engaging in gay sex...

...they run out of lube so Sherlock grabs some lemon curd from the fridge and and covers his knob in it. Confused Watson asked:
"What in Gods name is that Sherlock?"
To which Sherlock replied:
"Lemon entry my dear Watson"

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I've just realised why I don't like tofu

It's literally just a curd to me

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I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

It's just a curd to me.

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Tofu is really overrated

It's just a curd to me.

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I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.

But there was no whey.

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A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company

*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*

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Why didn't the curds separate?

They were too set in their wheys.

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Can strawberry jam?

No, but lemon curd.

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I recently realised that tofu is over rated.

It's just a curd to me.

Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland.

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Don't make me drop my bean curd...

... or I'll lose my tempeh.

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Why did the curds separate from the whey?

Because the whey was Turkish.

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My wife gets mad at me when I finish off the cottage cheese

Every time we argue about it, she says to me

Why do you always have to have the last curd?

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What did the Middle-Eastern farmer say to the talking cow?

Udder a curd and ice cream

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What are the most funny Curd jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Curd? Well, here are the best Curd dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Curd pick up lines to share with friends.

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