The Best 12 Curd Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Curd jokes. There are some curd tofu jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these curd garnish puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Curd Jokes and Puns

I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

I've just realised why I don't like tofu

It's literally just a curd to me

I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

It's just a curd to me.

Curd joke, I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

Tofu is really overrated

It's just a curd to me.

As I was having lunch a few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.

It's just a curd to me.


I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.

But there was no whey.

A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company

*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*

Curd joke, A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruini

Why didn't the curds separate?

They were too set in their wheys.

Can strawberry jam?

No, but lemon curd.

My wife gets mad at me when I finish off the cottage cheese

Every time we argue about it, she says to me

Why do you always have to have the last curd?

Don't make me drop my bean curd...

... or I'll lose my tempeh.

You can explore curd casserole reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean curd custard dad jokes. There are also curd puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I recently realised that tofu is over rated.

It's just a curd to me.

Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the curd flavour jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working curd broth piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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