Curd Jokes

What are some Curd jokes?

I've just realised why I don't like tofu

It's literally just a curd to me

I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated-

It's just a curd to me.

Tofu is really overrated

It's just a curd to me.

I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest.

But there was no whey.

A lumberjack has sex with a witch, gets his soul trapped inside a jigsaw, and seeks revenge by ruining her cheese company

*I Came. I Saw. I Con Curd.*

Can strawberry jam?

No, but lemon curd.

Why didn't the curds separate?

They were too set in their wheys.

I recently realised that tofu is over rated.

It's just a curd to me.

Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland.

Don't make me drop my bean curd...

... or I'll lose my tempeh.

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