Cupid Jokes

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The Best Cupid Puns

probably won't get him laid

A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.

"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.

"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love arrows?"

"No, I'm Legolas killing orcs"

So I was at the club

They played crank that, and I did the Superman.

They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.

They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club.

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

There's a guy in a club...

There's a guy in a club imitating that he is throwing arrows at women.

One of the women, smiling, goes and says: Hi

The man responds: Hi

The woman says, still smiling: What are you, Cupid throwing love arrows at women?

The man answers: No, I am Legolas, killing orcs.

What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen?

One is a cupid stunt and the others a....


What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **Vixen**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names

Cupid lost his id

Now we call him cup.

Cupid would be a more believable character...

...if the people he shot rushed into marriage rather than fell in love

Went out with this girl I met on Ok Cupid, I think we clicked, but I never asked her out again. I know this makes me shallow, I just couldn't handle how many kids she had.

To be fair, it was my own fault, she clearly stated in her profile that she was a goat farmer...

Santa claus may only come once a year...

But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!


God, I wish I was Cupid.

So I could shoot people without repercussions

What is Valentines Day???

When a married man or women are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is.

I heard cupid changed his weapon of choice

He much prefers ax of love

What's the difference

between a novelty act by a winged Greek god and the blonde who just cut me off in traffic?


The novelty act is a "Cupid stunt."

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