Cupid Jokes
17 cupid jokes and hilarious cupid puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cupid that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cupid Short Jokes
Short cupid jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cupid humour may include short valentine jokes also.
- So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman.
They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle.
They played Come on eileen, and I got kicked out of the club. - What is the difference between an angel of love jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire and a Karen? One is a cupid stunt and the others a....
- What's the difference between ann coulter and shooting arrows at lovers? Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
- Cupid would be a more believable character... ...if the people he shot rushed into marriage rather than fell in love
- Stuff in the air... The Country is on the lookout for flying objects.
Today, on Valentine's Day, Cupid almost got taken down by the National Air Patrol... - What is Valentines Day??? When a married man or women are reminded what a poor shot cupid really is.
- What's the difference between a novelty act by a winged Greek god and the blonde who just cut me off in traffic?
The novelty act is a "Cupid stunt." - Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small.
- What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity? Going to Thailand with your own children
- Santa claus may only come once a year... But when he does he does it, on Dasher! On Dancer! On Prancer and v**...! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donner and Blitzen!
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Cupid One Liners
Which cupid one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cupid? I can suggest the ones about sweetheart and cups.
- Why is cupid bad at basketball? When he shoots, someone else scores.
- What did cupid play before the harp was invented? The heart strings
- What do you call Cupid's arrow when he upgrades to a crossbow? A lover's quarrel
- Cupid lost his id Now we call him cup.
- God, I wish I was Cupid. So I could shoot people without repercussions
- I heard cupid changed his weapon of choice He much prefers ax of love
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What funny jokes about cupid you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean valentine day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cupid pranks.
probably won't get him laid
A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.
"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.
"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love arrows?"
"No, I'm Legolas killing orcs"
There's a guy in a club...
There's a guy in a club imitating that he is throwing arrows at women.
One of the women, smiling, goes and says: Hi
The man responds: Hi
The woman says, still smiling: What are you, Cupid throwing love arrows at women?
The man answers: No, I am Legolas, killing orcs.
How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
>You know **Dasher** and **Dancer** and **Prancer** and **v**...**,
**Comet** and **Cupid** and **Donner** and **Blitzen**,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?
**Rudolph** the Red-Nosed Reindeer, had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.
**Olof** the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names
