The Best 12 Cupcake Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cupcake jokes. There are some cupcake brownie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cupcake mcmuffin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cupcake Jokes and Puns

How to make Emo Cupcakes

What You'll need:

Cupcake Tray

An oven










Baseball baking

What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...

The batter

In a bakery:

Man to the shop assistant: I'll have that thing there, please.

Shop assistant: Cupcake?

Man: OK, Cupcake, I'll have that thing there, please.

Cupcake joke, In a bakery:

What do you call your dad when he is one cupcake away from exploding?


Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant?

Because he had muffin to say.

A man goes to a bakery shop . .

Man to the shop assistant: 'I will have that one, please'

Shop Assistant: 'Cupcake?'

Man rolls his eyes**
'Ok Cupcake, I will have that one please'

Pick up line for fat chicks

"Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."

Cupcake joke, Pick up line for fat chicks

Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong?

Because the bong threatened to get him baked.

The cupcakes in the furnace

There were two cupcakes inside an oven. One turns to the other and says:

Cupcake 1: Man, it's really hot in here...


My friend is a diabetic...

My friend is a diabetic, he had his first cupcake today, it sure was a sweet way to go.

What do you call a pessimistic cupcake?

A Little Debbie downer.

You can explore cupcake cake reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cupcake cookie dad jokes. There are also cupcake puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cupcake cheesecake jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cupcake baked piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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