Cupcake Jokes

Following is our collection of cake puns and brownie one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cupcake jokes for adults, dirty cookie jokes and clean mcmuffin dad gags for kids.

The Best Cupcake Puns

How to make Emo Cupcakes

What You'll need:

Cupcake Tray

An oven

Milk

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Sugar

We're

Going

Down

Swingin'

Baseball baking

What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...

The batter

In a bakery:

Man to the shop assistant: I'll have that thing there, please.


Shop assistant: Cupcake?

Man: OK, Cupcake, I'll have that thing there, please.

Pick up line for fat chicks

"Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."

A man goes to a bakery shop . .

Man to the shop assistant: 'I will have that one, please'

Shop Assistant: 'Cupcake?'

Man rolls his eyes**
'Ok Cupcake, I will have that one please'


Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant?

Because he had muffin to say.

Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong?

Because the bong threatened to get him baked.

What do you call your dad when he is one cupcake away from exploding?

Pops.

My friend is a diabetic...

My friend is a diabetic, he had his first cupcake today, it sure was a sweet way to go.

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

What do you call a pessimistic cupcake?

A Little Debbie downer.


The cupcakes in the furnace

There were two cupcakes inside an oven. One turns to the other and says:

Cupcake 1: Man, it's really hot in here...

Cupcake 2: OH MY GOD A TALKING CUPCAKE!

There is an abundance of cheesecake jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes and cupcake puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any baked witze you can hear about cupcake.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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