Cupcake Jokes

Funniest Cupcake Short Jokes

Short cupcake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cupcake humour may include short coffee cup jokes also.

1. My roommate keeps stealing my food so I ground up Pepper and made cupcakes with it. Pepper was a dumb thing to name his dog anyway.
2. I signed up to volunteer at a pro-life bake sale I'll be selling cups of uncooked batter and insisting they're actually cupcakes
3. How to make Emo Cupcakes What You'll need:
   Cupcake Tray
   An oven
   Milk
   Butter
   Eggs
   Flour
   Sugar
   We're
   Going
   Down
   Swingin'
4. Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin...
   The batter
5. In a bakery: Man to the shop assistant: I'll have that thing there, please.
   
   Shop assistant: Cupcake?
   Man: OK, Cupcake, I'll have that thing there, please.
6. I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes.
   She replied..."I won't dessert you."
7. My friend is a diabetic... My friend is a diabetic, he had his first cupcake today, it sure was a sweet way to go.
8. Dad: Level Expert Two cupcakes were baking in the oven. One of them turns to the other and say 'Wow! Its hot in here, isn't it?', the second cupcakes screams 'AAAaaaaa! A talking cupcake!'
9. I can't wait for Valentine's Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.
10. It is called BALANCE! Some days you eat salads and go to the gym, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. it is called BALANCE

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Cupcake One Liners

Which cupcake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cupcake? I can suggest the ones about pound cake and wedding cake.

1. What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice dessert? "Frost"-ed cupcakes!
2. What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes? Desserted
3. You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
4. If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?
5. Why didn't the cupcake talk to the croissant? Because he had muffin to say.
6. What do you call your dad when he is one cupcake away from exploding? Pops.
7. What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer.
8. Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful? Because he has a magical staff.
9. What do you call a group of geeks eating cupcakes? The Hight-T department
10. Pick up line for fat chicks "Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."
11. Why was the cupcake so scared of the b**...? Because the b**... threatened to get him baked.

Hilarious Cupcake Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about cupcake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean baking cake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cupcake pranks.