The Best 45 Cupboard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cupboard jokes. There are some cupboard supply jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cupboard wardrobe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cupboard Jokes and Puns

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you call it when a midget realizes he's gay?

Coming out of the cupboard.

Old Mrs. Hubbard

Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone.

But when she got there, the cupboard was bare,

so he gave her a bone of his own

Cupboard joke, Old Mrs. Hubbard

Have you heard about the gay midget?

He came out of the cupboard

you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard?

that was a low blow


Three brothers eating soup

A mom has three sons and she's making them soup, While she's not looking a cupboard above the stove opens and a box of beebee's falls in the soup. She keeps cooking, serves them lunch and they go back outside to play. Ten minutes later the first boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later the second boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later, the oldest boy comes in and the mom says 'Let me guess, you were taking a pee and a beebee came out?' He says 'No, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'

What is the difference between one night stand, long relationship and marriage?

in one night stand you tear off the panties

in long relationship you gently remove the panties

in marriage you wash and dry the panties. then fold them and put them in the clothes cupboard.

Cupboard joke, What is the difference between one night stand, long relationship and marriage?

Mommy Mommy (SA joke)

Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard?
Shut up, and eat your biltong.

I'm been living in an office supply cupboard for a few months now...

...it doesn't have many luxuries but it does have all the staples.

There were three unruly kids in detention

Their names were Zip, Willie and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. Willie went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.

The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:

'Zip down, Willie out, Pee in the corner!'

2 flies in a airing cupboard, which one is in the army?

The one on the tank

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Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality?

He just came out of the cupboard.

A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle

She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.

She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"

Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"

what's green and lives in the cupboard??

last year's hide and go seek champion

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard

There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard, which one is from the Army?

A: The one on the tank

Cupboard joke, There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

I found a box of Animal Crackers in my cupboard...

The box read 'Do not consume if the seal has been broken'. Sure enough the only Animal Cracker that was broken was the Seal.

Childhood Nursery Rhyme

Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own


What scientific principle is demonstrated when cookies fall out of the cupboard?

Fig Newton's law.

How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid?

He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.

What do call a cabinet that you constantly put money into yet it gives you nothing of value in return?

L. Ron Cupboard

What did Mick Jagger do when he found his cupboard was infested with moths?

Nothing. A rolling stone gathers no moths.

A friend came to my doorstep claiming he'd robbed the pools supply cupboard.

He wanted somewhere to lilo.

Old mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard, to fetch her old doggy a bone.

When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

Me: "Alexa, add tinfoil for hats to my shopping cart."

Alexa: "I ordered yesterday after I noticed you had 3 sheets left in your upper right cupboard. You're all good."

I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.

Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.

3 teddy bears sitting in airing cupboard which one is in the army?

The one sitting on the tank.

I wrote something funny on a paper...

I wrote something funny on a paper and hid it inside a cupboard. No one could get it. It was an inside joke.

"Honey, I'm pregnant," said my girlfriend.

She's so proud she's started telling the jars in our cupboard.

What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the cupboard?

SUPPLIES!

Did you hear about the midget that came out of the closet?

My bad, what I meant to say the midget that came out of the cupboard

What do you call a cabinet full of Scientologist elves?

An Elrond Cupboard.

An arm amputee bought a wooden cupboard from IKEA which was sent to his home for his self assembly.

Needless to say, he was stumped.

Old Mother Hubbard...

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare
And so was her daughter, I guess...

I CAN'T GET INTO MY HAT CUPBOARD!

MY CAPS LOCKED

Did you hear about Gary the little Gay Guy?

He finally came out of the cupboard.

I just got an awesome "Do it yourself" robot. The DIY-HANDYBOT 2.0

Me: "Could you build me a cupboard?"

Handybot: "Do it yourself."

Whenever people give me free cigarettes I always lock them away in a far cupboard, out of reach.

That usually stops them pestering me.

Why did the Cupboard learn Karate?

for Shelf-Defense

What did the gay midget do?

He came out of the cupboard.

Sean Connery finds a cupboard in his house he hasn't used before

A rare moment of shelf discovery.

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.

Did you hear the one about the gay midget?

He came out of the cupboard.

Did you hear about the gay dwarf?

He just came out of the cupboard about it.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cupboard fridge jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cupboard supple piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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