Cupboard Jokes
59 cupboard jokes and hilarious cupboard puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cupboard that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your funny cupboard jokes come to life with these hilarious ideas! Whether you're talking about airing cupboards, pantries, or even a midget pantry, you'll be sure to get everyone in the room laughing with these jokes and puns!
Funniest Cupboard Short Jokes
Short cupboard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cupboard humour may include short cabinet jokes also.
- Did you hear about the midget that finally came to terms with his homosexuality? He just came out of the cupboard.
- Me: "Alexa, add tinfoil for hats to my shopping cart." Alexa: "I ordered yesterday after I noticed you had 3 sheets left in your upper right cupboard. You're all good."
- How does a black person babysit the white neighbor kid? He Puts him in the cupboard with the rest of the crackers.
- I was bringing my neatly arranged laundry back to the cupboard when I tripped. I saw the problem unfolding right before my eyes.
- Sean Connery finds a cupboard in his house he hasn't used before A rare moment of shelf discovery.
- Did you read The Indian In The Cupboard as a kid? I text my wife my musing about his tribe. Do you think he was a plAZTEC Indian?
We finalize the divorce paperwork tomorrow she says. - An arm amputee bought a wooden cupboard from IKEA which was sent to his home for his self assembly. Needless to say, he was stumped.
- Doctors I was in the doctor's office today, and I saw a cupboard labelled:
"Faecal Collection"
And I thought to myself:
"Man, these guys have got to find themselves a better hobby!!" - I live next door to a family of anorexic agoraphobics... I bet you they have a few skeletons in the cupboard.
- I just got an awesome "Do it yourself" robot. The DIY-HANDYBOT 2.0 Me: "Could you build me a cupboard?"
Handybot: "Do it yourself."
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Cupboard One Liners
Which cupboard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cupboard? I can suggest the ones about wardrobe and pantry.
- Did you hear about the gay dwarf? He just came out of the cupboard about it.
- Have you heard about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard
- What do you call it when a midget realizes he's gay? Coming out of the cupboard.
- Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.
- What did the gay midget do? He came out of the cupboard.
- What do call a man with no arms or legs in a cupboard? Herb
- Why did the Cupboard learn Karate? for Shelf-Defense
- you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow
- What did the janitor yell when he jumped out of the cupboard? SUPPLIES!
- What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell? Elrond's cupboard.
- What do you call a cabinet full of Scientologist elves? An Elrond Cupboard.
- what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion
- 2 flies in a airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank
- Did you hear about Gary the little Gay Guy? He finally came out of the cupboard.
- I CAN'T GET INTO MY HAT CUPBOARD! MY CAPS LOCKED
Airing Cupboard Jokes
Here is a list of funny airing cupboard jokes and even better airing cupboard puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard There are 2 hamsters in the airing cupboard, which one is from the Army?
A: The one on the tank - 3 teddy bears sitting in airing cupboard which one is in the army? The one sitting on the tank.
- Two Ducks Two ducks in the airing cupboard, which one is in the army? The one on the tank.......
Experience Good Cheer with Hilarious Cupboard Jokes and Friends
What funny jokes about cupboard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean file cabinet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cupboard pranks.
Old Mrs. Hubbard
Old Mrs. Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone.
But when she got there, the cupboard was bare,
so he gave her a bone of his own
Three brothers eating soup
A mom has three sons and she's making them soup, While she's not looking a cupboard above the stove opens and a box of beebee's falls in the soup. She keeps cooking, serves them lunch and they go back outside to play. Ten minutes later the first boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later the second boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later, the oldest boy comes in and the mom says 'Let me guess, you were taking a pee and a beebee came out?' He says 'No, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
What is the difference between one night stand, long relationship and marriage?
in one night stand you tear off the p**...
in long relationship you gently remove the p**...
in marriage you wash and dry the p**.... then fold them and put them in the clothes cupboard.
Mommy Mommy (SA joke)
Why is Daddy hanging in the cupboard?
Shut up, and eat your biltong.
I'm been living in an office supply cupboard for a few months now...
...it doesn't have many luxuries but it does have all the staples.
There were three unruly kids in detention
Their names were Zip, w**... and Pee. The teacher briefly left the room and the three kids saw this as an opportunity to have some fun. Zip jumped up onto a table and started dancing. w**... went into the teachers cupboard and Pee started running around.
The teacher shortly came back, saw the chaos and said:
'Zip down, w**... out, Pee in the corner!'
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so she decided to ask her husband for help.
She said "Can you help me finish this puzzle, Its supposed to be a Bird"
Her husband replied "Put the Froot Loops back in the Cupboard"
Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
What do you call two l**... in a cupboard?
A liquor cabinet.
Childhood Nursery Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard, went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone...
But Rover took over, and he bent her over, and gave her a bone of his own
What do call a cabinet that you constantly put money into yet it gives you nothing of value in return?
L. Ron Cupboard
What did m**... Jagger do when he found his cupboard was infested with moths?
Nothing. A rolling stone gathers no moths.
I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.
Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.
I wrote something funny on a paper...
I wrote something funny on a paper and hid it inside a cupboard. No one could get it. It was an inside joke.
Whenever people give me free cigarettes I always lock them away in a far cupboard, out of reach.
That usually stops them pestering me.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
The wife's weight gain, through overeating and laziness, had become the final straw in an already strained relationship and I decided I would just have to kill her.
I hid in the kitchen, knowing it wouldn't be long before she turned up looking to raid the fridge. And sure enough, she soon came waddling in.
I leapt out from behind a cupboard, arm raised, brandishing a huge knife..
"OH MY GOD!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "Are we having cake?"
