Cup Sizes Jokes

Funniest Cup Sizes Short Jokes

Short cup sizes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cup sizes humour may include short cup final jokes also.

1. Half empty or half full? Doesn't matter if your cup is half full or half empty, the point is,, You need to buy a different size bra.
2. Did you know that America holds the record for the worlds largest cup of tea? Its about the size of the Boston harbor.
3. I asked the Spanish nurse if she's finished with the health exam reports. I didn't expect her to give me her cup size
4. Found out why Americans are obsessed with b**...! All their cooking recipe are in cup sizes
5. When I asked my girlfriend what car she was going to buy... She said, "I don't know. I just want something that gets me from A to B."
   She's so s**.... No car is going to increase her cup size.
6. I asked a girl in marching band what cup size she had She said she was a C, but since it was cold I guess she was a C#.
   Bonus Round:
   She pulled it out of her t**... and said about 6 inches.

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Cup Sizes One Liners

Which cup sizes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cup sizes? I can suggest the ones about bra size and cups.

1. What's a pirates favorite bra size? A seaaaa cup
2. I asked a pregnant woman what cup size she was. She said 500ml.
3. How do hens always know what size your egg cup is? They don't but all eggs always fit.
4. This year, Starbucks are issuing a new cup size for Christmas. It's called the Adventi.
5. What do you call calling out an asian girl's size A cup? Flattery
6. What's the Invisible Woman's bra size? A you-can't-C-cup.
7. What do you call DD cup size manboobs? Giantcomastia
8. Did you hear about the barista's bra size? Apparently she has K-cups!
9. What's the bra size of pythons in Thailand? Sawa D Cup

Cup Sizes Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cup sizes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coffee cup jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cup sizes pranks.