Cup Holder Jokes

4 cup holder jokes and hilarious cup holder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cup holder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Cup Holder Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good cup holder joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder.

The cop said you know, the news says those things are killing people.
I chuckled and said they're saying the same thing about you guys.
He didn't laugh.

A man gets pulled over for swerving

Officer says, "sir do you know why I pulled you over?"
*"I have no clue". The man replied.*
"Have you been drinking, sir?"
*"Not any alcoholic drinks, officer".*
"Then what is that in your cup holder?"
"*that's a half-drank Smirnoff Ice.*"
"I thought you said you didn't drink any alcohol tonight?"
"*No, officer. I said I haven't had any "alcoholic drinks". All of my friends are alcoholics and not a single one of them drinks that s**...."*

Participation ribbons aren't useless

The one in my cup holder keeps my coffee mug from rattling

American men love Asian women for the same reason they hate Asian cars

Tight cup holders

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