Cup Holder Jokes
3 cup holder jokes and hilarious cup holder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cup holder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cup Holder Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cup holder joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder.
The cop said you know, the news says those things are killing people.
I chuckled and said they're saying the same thing about you guys.
He didn't laugh.
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A man gets pulled over for swerving
Officer says, "sir do you know why I pulled you over?"
*"I have no clue". The man replied.*
"Have you been drinking, sir?"
*"Not any alcoholic drinks, officer".*
"Then what is that in your cup holder?"
"*that's a half-drank Smirnoff Ice.*"
"I thought you said you didn't drink any alcohol tonight?"
"*No, officer. I said I haven't had any "alcoholic drinks". All of my friends are alcoholics and not a single one of them drinks that s**...."*
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Participation ribbons aren't useless
The one in my cup holder keeps my coffee mug from rattling
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