Cunning Jokes
78 cunning jokes and hilarious cunning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cunning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the power of a cunning linguist with these amusing jokes! From using an amplifier to create the perfect punchline to a figurine's witty remarks and the ultimate devised tricks, these jokes are sure to bring some laughter and entertainment to your day.
Funniest Cunning Short Jokes
Short cunning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cunning humour may include short witty jokes also.
- Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'." Contestant: "C-U-N..."
Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP." - What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus is a cunning array of stunts...
- What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
- Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
- What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts.
- What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls? One has an array of cunning stunts............
- What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts.
- What's the difference between a blonde kick line and a talented magician? (sorry if this is an old one) Well, the magician has a CUNNING array of STUNTS.
- (slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt....
- What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team? One is a group of cunning runts.
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Cunning One Liners
Which cunning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cunning? I can suggest the ones about clumsy and careful.
- Why should you date a guy who speaks multiple languages? Because he's a cunning linguist.
- I met a pig that's a secret agent. His alias is Mr. Cunning Ham
- You may be a master debater... But I'm a cunning linguist.
- Good strippers need either cunning stunts.. Or stunning....
- What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist.
- What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist.
- What is more cunning than a Fox? A cunning Lingus.
- I formed a team of wordsmiths for our local trivia quiz We became the "Cunning Linguists"
- Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say.
- A lesbian learned multiple languages and became a lawyer. She's a Cunning Linguist!
- What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt. - My girlfriend told me she's a cunning linguist I told her she was a cunning runt
Cunning Linguist Jokes
Here is a list of funny cunning linguist jokes and even better cunning linguist puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- If you have ever heard Trump's grammar while he speaks You'd know that he's no cunning linguist.
- The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist.
- You hear about the new super hero that is also a politician? He can communicate in every language..
He is..
The Cunning Linguist - What do you call a man that can blow a woman's mind with just his tongue? A cunning linguist
- My friend is a huge hit with the ladies, he is very well spoken. I this it's because he's a cunning linguist.
- I've only ever met one genius writer who could please a woman. He was a real cunning linguist.
- What do you call the UN translator who quit his job to pursue his dream of becoming a hot dog eating champion? A cunning linguist who became a professional masticator.
- I once met a man who could make great puns in 10 languages. I called him a cunning linguist.
- Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]
- I love the study of languages, and am very keen in my analysis: I am a cunning linguist ;)
Silly & Ridiculous Cunning Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about cunning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crooked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cunning pranks.
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and a h**... with 5 STD's?
Well one of them is a cunning runt.
What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
Two hunters with a cunning plan
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.
Finally they came up with a cunning plan.
They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.
The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull.
So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call.
Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest.
They called again, the bull answered closer to them.
They called again, the bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, let's get out and get him!"
After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!"
The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to brace yourself!"
What's the difference between david blaine and the NRA?
The former has a cunning array of stunts
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What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?
Well, one of them is a cunning runt...
side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.
Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur?
He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat
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What is the difference between a chorus line and an acrobatic team?
One displays a cunning array of stunts!
Anyone else?
Whats the difference between a Ritz c**... and a lesbian?
One is a Snack c**...!
Son asked his father permission to marry
a son walked up to his father and said "Dad, I'm going to marry the girl next door,Mary"
the father smiled and said "No, son you can't. She's your half-sister". Angrily the son said "Then, I'm going to marry Cindy"
The father replied the same.
The son in utter disbelief when to his mother and told what happened.
The mother looked at him in a rather cunning way and said "you can marry whomever you want son. TheY'RE not your half-sisters"
I took a girl home last night after telling her I was good with my mouth...
We stayed up all night chatting, she eventually stormed off and I'm not sure why, maybe she doesn't think I'm the cunning linguist I claimed after all?
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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?
The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.
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What's the difference between the Circus and the p**... Mansion?
The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.
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King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.
Before doing so he called to Merlin to devise a cunning chastity belt for Guinevere. The belt contained a miniature guillotine.
Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all s**... from the waist down.
One by one, he went to each knight and shook his head, telling all those whose members were missing to get out of his sight.
That is until he came up to Lancelot. Seeing that Lancelot was intact, he exclaimed, ''I knew you could be trusted! Name anything you want, and it is yours.''
Lancelot replied '' UNGH!UH! UNGH!'''
What is the difference between vaudeville and burlesque?
One is a cunning array of stunts...
The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by the Rockettes.
Well, when you watch a three ring circus, you witness a cunning array of stunts...
The starship Enterprise is about to face annihilation from a superior ship, but Picard comes up with a cunning plan.
"We'll beam Lieutenant Worf on to their ship to offer our unconditional surrender", says Picard
"But Captain", interrupts Riker, "they might not take us seriously if you send Worf. It might be wise to send Commander Troi".
"Nonsense! Put him in a wooly sweater, a wooly hat and gloves, and they be completely smitten. Then when they are lulled into a false sense of security, Worf can unleash his suprise attack!"
"But captain, how can you be sure it'll work?"asks Riker
"It's a classic strategy number 1, Worf in sheep's clothing".
What's the difference between Merlin the Magician and the Rockettes?
One has a cunning array of stunts.......
What's the difference between a monster truck rally and the rockettes?
A monster truck rally has a CUNNING array of STUNTS
The ghosts have begun planning for Halloween this year
Beware, they're quite the cunning strategeists
What's the difference between a daredevil and a set of showgirls?
Well, one of them as a set of cunning stunts..
(this wasn't my joke, just thought it was funny)
Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?
He pulled a little sneaky on you.
Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?
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Whats the difference between an all female marathon and a group of pygmies
The pygmies are cunning runts
What's the difference between a 3-ring circus and a Las Vegas chorus line?
One is an array of cunning stunts...
What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand?
One is for cunning stunts..............
I wasted my life
I fear I've wasted my life. I spent years and years learning Latin, Spanish, Mandarin, and Swahili but it turns out I just misheard my uncle when I though he told me "girls love a cunning linguist".
What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?
One has a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between Team Rocket and Reddit?
Team Rocket always has a cunning plan, while Reddit is a punning clan.
