Cunning Jokes
93 cunning jokes and hilarious cunning puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cunning that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the power of a cunning linguist with these amusing jokes! From using an amplifier to create the perfect punchline to a figurine's witty remarks and the ultimate devised tricks, these jokes are sure to bring some laughter and entertainment to your day.
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Funniest Cunning Short Jokes
Short cunning jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cunning humour may include short clever jokes also.
- Spelling bee judge: "Your word is 'seaward'." Contestant: "C-U-N..."
Judge: "DEAR GOD PLEASE STOP." - What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus is a cunning array of stunts...
- What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself? One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
- Anne Frank showed a cunning and resolve that any Jew would have been proud of. Two years rent free.
- What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts.
- What's the difference between a magician and a row of showgirls? One has an array of cunning stunts............
- What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts.
- What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts.
- What's the difference between a blonde kick line and a talented magician? (sorry if this is an old one) Well, the magician has a CUNNING array of STUNTS.
- What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists? The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
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Cunning One Liners
Which cunning one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cunning? I can suggest the ones about witty and clumsy.
- Why should you date a guy who speaks multiple languages? Because he's a cunning linguist.
- I met a pig that's a secret agent. His alias is Mr. Cunning Ham
- You may be a master debater... But I'm a cunning linguist.
- Good strippers need either cunning stunts.. Or stunning....
- What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist.
- What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist.
- What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt. - What is more cunning than a Fox? A cunning Lingus.
- My girlfriend told me she's a cunning linguist I told her she was a cunning runt
- I formed a team of wordsmiths for our local trivia quiz We became the "Cunning Linguists"
- Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say.
- A lesbian learned multiple languages and became a lawyer. She's a Cunning Linguist!
Cunning Linguist Jokes
Here is a list of funny cunning linguist jokes and even better cunning linguist puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Eating your family is wrong, but eating your wife isn't. This sounds wrong, but I'm no cunning linguist.
- If you have ever heard Trump's grammar while he speaks You'd know that he's no cunning linguist.
- The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist.
- You hear about the new super hero that is also a politician? He can communicate in every language..
He is..
The Cunning Linguist - What do you call a man that can blow a woman's mind with just his tongue? A cunning linguist
- My friend is a huge hit with the ladies, he is very well spoken. I this it's because he's a cunning linguist.
- Have you heard that the juridprodence fetisist got off on a technicallity? He was defending a case belonging to the estate of a New York Times Award Winning author, he really was a cunning linguist.
- I've only ever met one genius writer who could please a woman. He was a real cunning linguist.
- What do you call the UN translator who quit his job to pursue his dream of becoming a hot dog eating champion? A cunning linguist who became a professional masticator.
- I once met a man who could make great puns in 10 languages. I called him a cunning linguist.
Silly & Ridiculous Cunning Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about cunning you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean careful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cunning pranks.
What's the difference between a woman's track team and a tribe of Aborigines?
Aborigines are cunning little runts
A Comparison
What is the difference between a women's track team and a pack of gerbils?
The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.
What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?
The former is a band of cunning runts...
What's the difference between a line of n**... women and a magician?
Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between a leprechaun and a h**... with 5 STD's?
Well one of them is a cunning runt.
What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
What's the difference between a magic show and a s**... show?
A magic show is full of **cunning stunts**
What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?
One is a group of cunning runts.
What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD?
Well, one of them is a cunning runt...
side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives.
Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur?
He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat
What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?
One's a bunch of cunning runts.....
Son asked his father permission to marry
a son walked up to his father and said "Dad, I'm going to marry the girl next door,Mary"
the father smiled and said "No, son you can't. She's your half-sister". Angrily the son said "Then, I'm going to marry Cindy"
The father replied the same.
The son in utter disbelief when to his mother and told what happened.
The mother looked at him in a rather cunning way and said "you can marry whomever you want son. TheY'RE not your half-sisters"
I took a girl home last night after telling her I was good with my mouth...
We stayed up all night chatting, she eventually stormed off and I'm not sure why, maybe she doesn't think I'm the cunning linguist I claimed after all?
What's the difference between a women's cross country team and a group of sly pygmies?
one is a bunch of cunning runts.
What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?
The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.
What's the difference between the 7 Dwarves and a women's track team?
One is a bunch of cunning little runts...
What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?
Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.
(slightly dirty) What's the difference between a striptease artist and a trapeze artist
A trapeze artist has a cunning stunt....
What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of smart pygmies?
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
What's the difference between…
What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...
What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?
Ones used for cunning stunts.
What's the difference between a smart midget...
What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?
Well, one's a cunning runt...
What's the difference between a bunch of sly pygmies and a girl's track team?
The sly pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts .....
(it'll come to you )
What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?
One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little
C^#@$
What's the difference between the Circus and the p**... Mansion?
The Circus features a cunning array of stunts.
What is the difference between a circus and a s**... club?
One of them has a lot of cunning stunts and the other...
What is the difference between vaudeville and burlesque?
One is a cunning array of stunts...
The difference between watching a three ring circus, and going to New York to watch a performance by the Rockettes.
Well, when you watch a three ring circus, you witness a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between the Cirque du Soleil and a s**... club?
The Cirque du Solei feature an array of cunning stunts...
What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection?
One's a cunning runt...
What's the difference between a circus and a w**...?
One is a display of cunning stunts.
What's the difference between a group of midgets in MENSA and a high school girls track team?
One is a bunch of cunning runts....
What's the difference between a circus and a s**... club?
You go to one to see cunning stunts...
What's the difference between circus preformers and a brothel?
What's the difference between professional circus performers and an upperclass brothel?
One is full of cunning stunts.
What's the difference between gifted children and politicians?
One's a group of cunning runts...
What's the difference between the Barnum and Bailey Circus and a line of p**... centerfolds?
The circus is a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between Merlin the Magician and the Rockettes?
One has a cunning array of stunts.......
What's the difference between a mischievous child and a woman on her period?
One of them is a cunning runt.
What's the difference between a monster truck rally and the rockettes?
A monster truck rally has a CUNNING array of STUNTS
What's the difference between a midget con-man and an unpleasant female track star?
One is a cunning runt.
Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?
He pulled a little sneaky on you.
Did you hear about the cunning joke teller with amnesia?
Whats the difference between an all female marathon and a group of pygmies
The pygmies are cunning runts
What's the difference between a 3-ring circus and a Las Vegas chorus line?
One is an array of cunning stunts...
What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand?
One is for cunning stunts..............
What's the difference between a circus and a sorority?
The circus features a variety of Cunning Stunts ...
I wasted my life
I fear I've wasted my life. I spent years and years learning Latin, Spanish, Mandarin, and Swahili but it turns out I just misheard my uncle when I though he told me "girls love a cunning linguist".
What's the difference between a circus and a brothel?
One has a cunning array of stunts...
What's the difference between Team Rocket and Reddit?
Team Rocket always has a cunning plan, while Reddit is a punning clan.
What's the difference between a girls track team and a tribe of Pygmies?
A tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning little runts.
