The Best 5 Cuming Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cuming jokes. There are some cuming roomate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cuming ultrasound puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cuming Jokes and Puns

I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Didn't see it cuming.

I had sex with a blind girl

she didn't see me cuming

Autoerotic asphyxiation is the biggest gamble

You don't know whether you're cuming or going

Im wearing my camouflaged underwear.

They'll never see me cuming

The Energizer Bunny died of exhaustion recently...

Someone put the batteries in backwards and he kept cuming and cuming


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cuming batshit jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cuming cardamom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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