Cumference Jokes

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The Best Cumference Puns

Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table?

Sir Cumference

Arthur: "That's a nice round table. Who built that?"

Knight: "Sir Cumference"

Who build King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

Who designed King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Sir Cumference.



He acquired his size from too much pi.


Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing

Q: Who made King Arthur's table round?

A: Sir Cumference

In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table?

Sir Cumference

Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference...

He ate too much Pi...

Who invented King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference!

The fattest knight at King Arthur's

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table?

Sir Cumference.


He at too much Pi.


He ate approximately 3.142 slices


What do you call a round knight?

Sir Cumference

Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

How old were you when you found out that the round table was actually made by

Sir Cumference?

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

Lesser known Knights of the Round Table

I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield. - Sir Prize

I shall see you around. - Sir Cumference

We shall fight on land or sea. - Sir Fenturf

I was the knight who was afraid to fight. - Sir Render

I was the unbelievable knight. - Sir Real

I was the knight that drank too much. - Sir Rhosis

Who was the fatest knight at the round table?

Sir Cumference

What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

Who invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.


Which knight at king Arthur's table was the most rotund?

Sir Cumference

What was the name of that fat man who was knighted?

I believe it was Sir Cumference

How did sir cumference get to be the fattest knight at the round table

His pies are squared

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table.. Sir cumference!

He wouldnt listen when they told him to stop eating all that pi

Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight?

Sir Cumference.

King Arthur's birthday party at the round table.

King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference

Of all the Knights of the Round Table, who has the biggest waistline?

Sir Cumference

Who's the King's best mathematician?

Sir Cumference

What did Sir Cumference receive after getting all over the 'D'?

Pi(e)

What do you call a math professor from England?

Sir Cumference

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