The Best 30 Cumference Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cumference jokes. There are some cumference day jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cumference pie puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cumference Jokes and Puns

Who designed King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

Heard this one from my 8 year old and couldn't stop laughing

Q: Who made King Arthur's table round?

A: Sir Cumference

What did Sir Cumference receive after getting all over the 'D'?

Pi(e)

Cumference joke, What did Sir Cumference receive after getting all over the 'D'?

What do you call a round knight?

Sir Cumference

In honor of Pi Day: Who founded the round table?

Sir Cumference


Who invented King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference!

Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight?

Sir Cumference.

Cumference joke, Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight?

The fattest knight at King Arthur's

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

Who's the King's best mathematician?

Sir Cumference

Who was the roundest member of Sir Arthurs round table?

Sir Cumference.

He at too much Pi.

He ate approximately 3.142 slices

King Arthur's birthday party at the round table.

King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked "Are these all Cake?"
"Two are pie" replied Sir Cumference

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Who build King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

Which knight at king Arthur's table was the most rotund?

Sir Cumference

How did sir cumference get to be the fattest knight at the round table

His pies are squared

Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table?

Sir Cumference

Cumference joke, Which knight did King Arthur leave in charge of constructing the round table?

Arthur: "That's a nice round table. Who built that?"

Knight: "Sir Cumference"

What was the name of that fat man who was knighted?

I believe it was Sir Cumference

Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference...

He ate too much Pi...


Who was the fatest knight at the round table?

Sir Cumference

Of all the Knights of the Round Table, who has the biggest waistline?

Sir Cumference

5 Jokes About Pi

1. Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter and what do you get?
Pumpkin Pi

2. I saw a movie and gave it a 3.1415 out of 5.
It was Life of Pi

3. My friend decided to get a tattoo of the symbol pi on his face.
It was an irrational decision

4. Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
Sir Cumference . but how did he get that way?
eating too much Pi.

5. I hate all these Pi jokes.
They go on forever.

With that last one I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a math professor from England?

Sir Cumference

Who invented the round table?

Sir Cumference.

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table.. Sir cumference!

He wouldnt listen when they told him to stop eating all that pi

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was

Sir Cumference.



He acquired his size from too much pi.

Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

How old were you when you found out that the round table was actually made by

Sir Cumference?

Lesser known Knights of the Round Table

I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield. - Sir Prize

I shall see you around. - Sir Cumference

We shall fight on land or sea. - Sir Fenturf

I was the knight who was afraid to fight. - Sir Render

I was the unbelievable knight. - Sir Real

I was the knight that drank too much. - Sir Rhosis

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was...

Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi

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