The Best 12 Cumberbatch Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cumberbatch jokes. There are some cumberbatch blast jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cumberbatch joss puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cumberbatch Jokes and Puns

The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply...

"Benedict Cumberbatch."

What do you call a pile of blessed black waist sashes?

A Benedictine Cumberbatch.

I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007

Then I could call him Benedict "Q" Cumberbatch.

Cumberbatch joke, I wish Benedict Cumberbatch played Q in 007

What do you call Benedict Cumberbatch closing his front door.?

SherLock Homes

What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe?

The Neck-Romancer


What is Benedict Cumberbatch going as for Halloween?

Benedict Pumpkinpatch

The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped...

It's Mind Bendingdict ^^^Cumberbatch.

Cumberbatch joke, The new Doctor Strange trailer just dropped...

Benedict Cumberbatch, if we dissect his name it means "Blessed batch of cucumbers"

In other words, he is just a jar of Kosher Dill Pickles

Benedict Cumberbatch taught me English when he was in Tibet.

P stands for Pengwing.

Recently saw Black Mirror: Bandersnatch

Was disappointed by the fact that there was no Benedict Cumberbatch

It's no surprise Benedict Cumberbatch always pairs up with Tom Holland during interviews.

After all, Eggs Benedict often comes with Hollandaise sauce.

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What do you call a group people have sex together Benedict Cumberbatch ?

A Cumbersome.

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