The Best 8 Cum Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cum jokes. There are some cum jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cum Jokes and Puns

Boneless children joke

Cum Is Literally Boneless Children.

Why are there an even number of people with a fruit fetish?

They always cum in pears.

I got some cum in my ear the other night........

ended up with hearing aids

What's the difference between a casual dress party and a pirate having sex?

One, you come as you are..

The other, you ARRRR as you cum.

What's, long, hard, and has cum in it?

A cucumber, of course!


If you catch a fruitophiliac having a go at your fruit

Be mindful that a second one could be nearby.

They cum in pears.

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber you pervert

TIL of a knight who is as tiny as a sperm

Sir Cum Sized

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cum piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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