Culture Jokes
162 culture jokes and hilarious culture puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about culture that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the lighter side of culture with a collection of jokes about culture club, culture shock, culture amp, culture change, pop culture, cancel culture, woke culture, and deaf culture. From Braveheart to organisms, learn how culture is adapted around the world!
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Funniest Culture Short Jokes
Short culture jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The culture humour may include short ethnic jokes also.
- What's the difference between the USA and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
- What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture
- A Muslim guy killed 50 people in a mass shooting… Who says they can't integrate into American culture?
- What's the difference between America and cheese? If left for a while, cheese develops culture.
- What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture
- My friend is pretty sick and tired of PC culture I tried to console him but he didn't want his hand held
- What do you call a person who's an expert in American culture and politics? A european Redditor.
- I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market It was bazaar
- What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for long enough it develops its own culture
- Someone asked me who my favorite vampire is in pop culture... I said, "The one from Sesame Street."
They said, "He doesn't count!"
"I assure you," I said, "He does."
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Culture One Liners
Which culture one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with culture? I can suggest the ones about cultural and nature.
- What is the most influential culture in the world? Agriculture.
- Americans may be ignorant of other cultures... But at least we invented the hamburger
- Why are bacteria better than viruses? Because viruses don't have culture
- What do you call a scientist who works with bacteria? A man of culture.
- How do you call a culture that only agrees? An agriculture
- What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture
- I used to be a rough-and-tumble bacterium. But then I got cultured.
- I have a microbiology joke But I'm worried Reddit won't find it cultured
- Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!
- Bacteria The only culture some people have.
- What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture.
- I have a test on Islam next period in my World Cultures class... I'm gonna bomb it.
- Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists? They're cultured.
- What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures? A sven diagram!
- Why do bacteria congregate in public places? It's a part of their culture.
Pop Culture Jokes
Here is a list of funny pop culture jokes and even better pop culture puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Do you remember when people didn't have to make pop culture references to make a joke? Pepperidge farm remembers.
- North Korea has declared a 'cultural war' on K-pop coming in from the South. They decided the best way to counter this would be to creat their own genre of music. They have named it K-Boom.
- I hate how nostalgia driven pop culture is. People were never this nostalgic when I was a kid.
- 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no cash, no hope, and no jobs.
- People who make soda jokes. People who make soda jokes must know a lot about pop culture.
- Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna build a snowman? - Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy. - Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.
- What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!
Culture Shock Jokes
Here is a list of funny culture shock jokes and even better culture shock puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock.
- What happens when yogurt is electrocuted? Culture shock
African Culture Jokes
Here is a list of funny african culture jokes and even better african culture puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In light of mlk day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus.
But they still do anyway. - I just finished reading a scholarly book that exploring the African American experience in samurai culture I highly recommend it. It's called, "Ninja, Please"
- Each culture has its own unique cuisine. Chinese eat their dogs and Africans eat their dawgs.
Dutch Culture Jokes
Here is a list of funny dutch culture jokes and even better dutch culture puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
- There are two types of people I hate in this world... People intolerant of other people's culture....
and the Dutch.
Credit to Nigel Powers - There are two types of people I cannot stand Those who are intolerant of other cultures/ people groups... and the Dutch.
Giggle-Inducing Culture Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about culture you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean community jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make culture pranks.
I visited america recently and got very into the culture
A guy walked past me and said 'Have a nice day!' and I did'nt, so I shot him.
A Greek and an Italian are arguing over whose culture is superior.
he Greek says "We built the Parthenon." the Italian says "We build the Colosseum." The Greek says "We came up with advanced Mathematics" The Italian says "We made the Roman Empire." The Greek is getting frustrated finally realizes how he can win the argument. "We invented s**...." The Italian replies "True, true, I can't argue with that, but we thought of having it with women."
An American woman is hiking through Germany...
She's enjoying taking in the sights and immersing herself in the culture. But one day, while hiking through a wooded area, she comes across an elderly German man taking a leak on the side of the path. He's hardly subtle about it; letting his sausage hang out for the world to see. Immediately the woman averts her eyes! "Oh, g**...!" she exclaims. The Old German man, just finishing up, winks suggestively at the woman before zipping up his fly and walking away. "Danke schön"
German spies
During the war, two German spies were sent to London to gather valuable intel. To immerse themselves in the local culture they walk into a local pub and walk up to the bar. The first German says to the barman in an impeccable English accent
"May I have two Martinis please?"
"Dry?" asked the barman.
The German replied, holding up two fingers.
"Nein! Zwei!"
I need your best Scottish joke, asap! Scottish stepdad's birthday today.
I need a good Scottish joke or two to make fun of his primitive Tartan wearin' bagpipe blowin' and Braveheart barbarian culture.
Preferably, the joke will make fun of Scots as a bunch of useless drunkards subjugated by the English.
This is becoming a bit of a birthday tradition so give me your best!
How many feminists do you need to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulbs promote r**... culture.
A Greek and a Roman are arguing about who has the superior culture.
The Greek says "We built the Parthenon". The Roman says "Ah, but we built the Colosseum". The Greek responds "We invented democracy" and the Roman says "Yes, but we founded the great Roman Empire". Finally, the Greek says "We invented s**...". The Roman replies "That's true, but we're the ones who thought of having it with women."
Penny Pinching Dutchmen
Was joking with my neighbor about the Dutch being cheap. Told him the two Dutchmen fighting over a penny joke. He came back with this:
What's the difference between the US and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Have you heard about the tragedy of Canada?
The tragedy of Canada is that we could have had English culture, French cuisine, and American technology. Instead we have American culture, English cuisine, and French technology.
What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?
A petri dish develops a culture.
The other day my daughter said, "Mold is so g**...."
I told her to "respect its culture."
Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt?
So that he could understand culture.
What's the difference between America and cheese?
If you left cheese out for 200 years it would have grown a culture.
Canada could have had the best of three worlds.
They could have had American technology, French cuisine, and British culture.
Instead they have French technology, British cuisine, and American culture.
What's the difference between a yoghurt and America?
If you leave a yoghurt for 200 years, it will eventually develop a culture.
Plus the yoghurt's fat free.
What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?
If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.
What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?
A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.
My girlfriend decided to quit her job at the yogurt company
The truth his, she never really liked the culture
I visited America recently...
..and got really into the local culture, I was walking along one morning and guy said 'Have a nice day!' and I didn't, so I sued him. --Milton Jones
How do bacteria start a cult?
They use a start a cult-ure
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn
A Jewish businessman in Brooklyn decided to send his son to Israel to absorb some of the culture of the homeland.
When the son returned, the father asked him to tell him about his trip.
The son said, "Pop, I had a great time in Israel. Oh, and by the way, I converted to Christianity."
"Oh, my," said the father. What have I done?"
He decided to go ask his old friend Jacob what to do.
Jake said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel, and he also came back a Christian. Perhaps we should go see the rabbi and ask him what we should do."
So they went to see the rabbi.
The rabbi said, "Funny you should ask. I too sent my son to Israel. He also came back a Christian. What is happening to our young people?
The three of them prayed and explained what had happened to their sons and asked God what to do.
Suddenly a voice came loud and clear from Heaven.
The Voice said, "Funny you should ask. I, too, sent my Son to Israel...
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death
"Jokes on you" I said "if I die in battle I'll go straight to Valhalla"
What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
Said the Saudi to his American friend, "My culture is somewhat different than yours. Women in my country cannot drive."
"Here either," said the American.
Why can't Australian's make sourdough bread?
Because they've got no culture!
What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
Shame and sadness at the slow decline of their once beautiful and vibrant culture.
In Chinese culture the great wall represents true longevity.
It's the only thing from China that lasts more than a few weeks.
Why was the white biologist considered racist?
Because he wanted to preserve his culture
What the difference between Australia and a glass of milk?
Leave the glass of milk alone long enough and it'll develop a culture.
People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays...
But everyone I know has a Mac
whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt?
If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture.
As a man of Jewish descent
As a man of Jewish descent I don't like jokes about us Jews.
I think they often cement prejudices and misinterpretations of the Jewish people and culture.
But every now and then even I enjoy a good laugh and feel that I shouldn't be so serious about everything.
So I have a very good joke about the holocaust here if anyone wants to buy it?
If someone obsessed over Japanese culture is a weeaboo...
Then is someone obsessed over French culture a ouiaboo?
what's the difference between a slice of bread and the USA?
after almost 250 years the bread will have developed culture
I hate it when people pretend they know everything about culture when they talk about Mozart
They probably have never seen any of his paintings.
What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US
When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture
Racism is deeply embedded in our culture
My mom always told me to separate w**... and colored before doing laundry
The invention of s**...
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon"
The Italian says, "We have the Colosseum"
The Greek says "We had great Mathematicians"
The Italian says "We had the Roman Empire" and so on and so on and
Then Greek Says: "We invented s**..." The Italian says:"That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women"
A black woman claimed that I was stealing her culture when she heard me listening to rap music on Spotify.
I told her that's impossible because I pay $10 a month for it.
Been reading a fascinating memoir about Latino street culture.
It's a collection of esés.
I think Americans are right to worry about immigrants
Because they might commit a mass shooting just to fit in with the culture.
Steve Jobs and Trump had one thing in common, both hated the PC culture
Political correctness and pancreatic cancer.
As an Indian man
It greatly offends me when people say we don't value women in our culture. The fact is, we put great value on our women.
Some are worth one cow, some are worth two...
What's the difference between an Australian and a p**... of yogurt?
Leave a p**... of yogurt in the sun for 200 years and it develops a culture.
What's the difference between a loaf of bread and the United States of America?
If you leave a loaf of bread alone for 241 years, it can actually develop a culture.
A civilization of sentient deer may sound interesting
But I get the strange feeling that they'd make no progress in advancing their own culture once they come into contact with humans.
I guess that's what happens when you encounter Stagnation
What's the difference between Australia and a glass of milk?
Leave them both in the sun for a while and the milk will develop a culture.
People made of yogurt are always well traveled
They are truly people of culture.
Did you hear about the biologist who grew a new bacteria that affected all races equally?
It was a PC culture.
What would a book on b**... culture written in alabama be called?
Fifty Shades of Hay.
British food, British weather and British culture.
And thus a great colonial empire of sailors was born.
A brief history of Ancient Greek culture
Greece before Alexander the Great: Kinda nistic.
Greece after Alexander the Great: Hella nistic.
What's the difference between America and a Yogurt?
If you left a Yogurt alone 200 years it would develope a culture.
I hope it's not repost
It's not surprising that the Japanese have adopted so much of American culture.
The first American product they tested blew everyone away.
My friend once moved to Greece just for the yogurt...
...turns out he loved the weather, but hated the culture.
What is the difference between the USA and a yoghurt?
A yoghurt manages to develop a culture after 300 years.
Running culture has gotten weird
Back in my day we wore running shoes and shorts and just tried our best, but I showed up to a 3K and all the people were in hoods and robes and they were all super unpleasant.
This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand
I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex
Some cultures use different parts of the body to represent different numbers.
If you don't know these aspects of the culture, you may not value the people. But I find you can count on them once you get to know them better.
p**... are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured
I suggest we e**... a statue
What's the difference between and Aussie and a Yoghurt?
If you leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 200 years, it will develop a culture.
What's the difference between the USA and a yoghurt?
If you leave the yoghurt alone for over 200 years, there is going to be some sort of culture.
